The Tao of Bad Coffee (God)

[angellous_evangellous]

Originally Posted by doppelgänger

Here at ExxonMobil, we've replaced the industrial de-greasing agents they normally use, with Nate's office coffee. Let's see if anyone notices the difference . . .

Ha! Good thing I've had the good sense not to have this near an open flame.

I just noticed that it inhibits my sense of smell too.

[9-10ths_Penguin]

An adaptation of a line from Douglas Adams:

"This is the sort of coffee that would make St. Francis of Assisi kick babies."

[Phasmid]

"There's a party in my mouth and everyone's throwing up" - Phillip J. Fry.

[angellous_evangellous]

Originally Posted by 9-10ths_Penguin

An adaptation of a line from Douglas Adams:

"This is the sort of coffee that would make St. Francis of Assisi kick babies."

That's ammo that will be put to good use.

[doppelgänger]

It's sucking my will to live into it's relentless inky blackness with each sip.

[angellous_evangellous]

This coffee is illegal in most states. The others are too inbred to care.

[angellous_evangellous]

If someone peed in the coffee it would be a major improvement.

[angellous_evangellous]

Every time Sadaam was served this coffee, he rejected it thinking that someone was trying to kill him.