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Old 09-05-2007, 08:38 PM
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Ever hear of people referring to flatulence as "breaking wind?"

By chance I learned tonight that the ancient Greeks also referred to farts as breaking wind! The transliteration is anemia.

More illustrious Greeks referred to farts as wind-egg.
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Old 09-05-2007, 08:41 PM
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Soooooooooo, I got this from Aristotle the other day:

What did one burp say to the other burp?

Let's be stinkers and go out the other end!
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Old 09-05-2007, 08:47 PM
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HAHAHA - the word for "fart" was just a few words down from "vomit."
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Old 09-05-2007, 08:57 PM
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Wind egg. That's awesome.

So people who are anemic are actually suffering from too many farts?
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Old 09-05-2007, 09:19 PM
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Wind egg. That's awesome.
I can't wait to tell my wife she laid a horrendous wind egg.
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