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#101
03-05-2006, 10:11 PM
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The twelfth sign is horribly grotesque, but it is important that I share it for your salvation in these trying times! The Book of Choodle CLEARLY states the following: "Jesus mumbled under his breath: and ye shall all burn in the flames of Chepultapec! The twelfth sign before my fourth roaming shall be that men shall go back to their primitive and fish-like state. Those that appear to be wearing the cloth of the loin shall eat the extremities of those who do not burn in the flames of Chapultapec!"
 
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#102
03-05-2006, 10:18 PM
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The passage continues: "Those that survive the flames will not only have their extremities gnawed off, they shalt be forced to watch home maker television for eternity! When this thirteenth even takes place, the Emo army shalt taketh the babes and eat their brains!"
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#103
03-05-2006, 10:22 PM
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"The fourteenth stage before my fourth roaming and the end of the world shalt be so resore the baby bodies to normallacy and make a baby army to enter the gates of Maridian! This is my decree, sayeth the lord"
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#104
03-05-2006, 10:24 PM
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"People shalt be split into categories and be forced to dress the same, this is what the lord desires before my fourth roaming!"
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#105
03-05-2006, 10:35 PM
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"When this sixteenth step has passed, I am on my way to the fourth roaming! When goblins begin to appear in the form of... minute... pink.... fuzzy... things... I am nearly to my fourth roaming! Rejoyce! They only kill once!
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#106
03-05-2006, 10:41 PM
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This is the last quote from the book of Choodle. Jesus is trying to tell us something, and it's very important!!!! This is how the world will end!
"I, Jesus, will appear in one absolute and faultless form. This be the form of my forefathers, and my forefathers forefathers! This is the final sign of the fourth roaming. Flames of Chapultapec and Guadalajara shall botl me to the earth to raise the dead, the wounded, and the grotesque pink goblins up to heaven! This is the form of Jesus almighty!" 
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#107
03-05-2006, 10:42 PM
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... and THAT's how the world will end...
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#108
03-05-2006, 10:45 PM
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#109
03-05-2006, 10:58 PM
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Well Alyssa, its been fun:
I kicked your *** in the motion picture debate I rolled you in the smoking debate I smothered you in the peanut butter debate and I enlightened you with the Book of Choodle on the end of the world.... I declare myself the victor!
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#110
03-05-2006, 11:06 PM
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