Cardero vs. Mrscardero (testimony, tradition, America, experience, marriage)

[cardero]

Mrscardero writes: 1988? I was only ten. That's nice he built his own props. I make your dinner. What's your point?

The point is that it is CARDERO TRADTION and you are by law (and in the eyes of GOD) now a CARDERO. Every year it is a household tradition to watch the MST3K version of Santa Claus Conquers The Martians (like it will be our children’s tradition and their children’s tradition). It is only 90 minutes compared to the 3 hour visits that I accompany you to your mother/cousin's for Christmas Eve , and guess which one offers a better experience?

Mrscardero writes: Come on. Just admit it. You want to win this debate. But what's there to debate?

That’s what I would like to know. It’s MST3K!!! It is the most enjoyable 2 hours that ever graced TV!! The movies demand repeated viewings and always provide fun and amusement!! There is no hidden agenda, no inconsistent episodes, you get one real turkey of a movie and one human and two robots riffing some very humorous commentary. It really doesn’t matter if it is Mike or Joel-IT’S MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000!!! It’s all good for you!! Your perspective is flawed, your argument is illogical. What your basically insinuating is that if you were Catholic, you would refuse to approach the alter to receive Holy Communion because you do not like the priest. That’s absurd.

[Buttercup]

Originally Posted by cardero

There's three things everyone must always remember about mrscardero
1. Never feed her after midnight.
2. Never expose her to sunlight.
3. Never give her the remote control.

Oh Cardero, I am sooooooooo sorry! I gave her some of my banana covered beetles last night for a snack. Please forgive me!

[mrscardero]

Originally Posted by Buttercup

Oh Cardero, I am sooooooooo sorry! I gave her some of my banana covered beetles last night for a snack. Please forgive me!

I must spread joy around before being able to give you joy for this scary but cute picture.

[mrscardero]

Originally Posted by cardero

The point is that it is CARDERO TRADTION and you are by law (and in the eyes of GOD) now a CARDERO. Every year it is a household tradition to watch the MST3K version of Santa Claus Conquers The Martians (like it will be our children’s tradition and their children’s tradition).

I may be a Cardero, but I am no MALE Cardero. I am WOMAN Cardero. I do as I please. What pleases me is to not watch Joel or SCCM. I don't remember watching SCCM last year.

It is only 90 minutes compared to the 3 hour visits that I accompany you to your mother/cousin's for Christmas Eve , and guess which one offers a better experience?

90 minutes too long. Why would I want to watch SCCM? Santa Clause don't conquer anyone or anything. He goes around putting gifts under Christmas trees for children. I can't mix Santa with Aliens. Sorry.

You never accompany me to my mother/cousin's. I make excusses for you so that you don't have to spend any time with my koo koo family. If you want, you can do your tradition of watching SCCM and I will go to my mother/cousin's on Christmas Eve. Don't bother me none. Atleast I will get food and gifts. Don't forget to put some holes on your TV dinner to let some steam in.

Your perspective is flawed, your argument is illogical.

My perspective is not flawed nor my argument illogical. You just can't face the fact that you are the only one arguing that Joel is better then Mike. Have you noticed that no matter how much we debate about this, that I will never.......I mean NEVER!!!....watch SCCM or anything with Joel? You can't make me All I had to do that night when you put the movie on is say, "I don't want to watch this." What did you do? Plug in the PS2 and play Kingdom Hearts. That was better then having to watch SCCM.

What your basically insinuating is that if you were Catholic, you would refuse to approach the alter to receive Holy Communion because you do not like the priest. That’s absurd

That's sooooo wrong. You can't use religion examples on me.

[mrscardero]

Originally Posted by cardero

That’s because mrscardero has relinquished a sense of trust about what I program for her on TV.

That's not true. You threaten me with, "I'll go in the other room and watch my movie since you're watching your show."
You know how much I like spending time with you since our schedule changed .

On mrscardero’s request I am not supposed to go anywhere near the kitchen

But you still manage to put your feet in my kitchen and your hands in the cookie jar.

mrscardero wholeheartedly has faith in my entertainment values. Sometimes my tastes in movies can get very surreal but one thing mrscardero can never complain about is that my movies are boring or unoriginal.

Are you talking about this wife or another wife? You tortured me with Double D Avenger. What a horrible movie that was. I couldn't believe you made me watch that. Yes, I have to admit that you have shown me some movies that were interesting, but there were a few that I just wanted to take the remote and

There is never a dull moment when the remote is in my hand.

That's because you always take the remote while I am in the kitchen cooking. The only time you actually switch the channel for me is when I ask you to put on Spongebob.

I take specific note on mrscarderos likes and dislikes and cater to her moods and preferences and every movie is previewed before she sees it so I know that quality prevails.

Then you should know never to put on any MST3k with Joel or SCCM.

Besides if mrscardero was in control of the remote I would have to contend with such drudge as:

Law And Order
Law And Order: Special Victims’s Unit
Law And Order: Criminal Intent
Law And Order: Crimes and Misdemeanors
Law And Order: Felonius Monk
Law And Order: Domestic Disputes
Law And Order: 90125
Law And Order: Forensics
Law And Order: Miami
Law And Order: NY
Law And Order: Crime Scene Investigation

I wait for you to leave so I can watch these shows

Yesterday she wanted me to watch The Polar Express.

Yeah! You threatened to leave the living room and go in the other room. So what did I do to make you stay? I recorded the movie so that you didn't have to suffer watching it and I got you to stay in the living room.

She would watch The Polar Express over such renowned classics as Santa Claus Conquers The Martians. Clearly the woman doesn’t have her priorities in order.

You just don't know me.

[mrscardero]

Originally Posted by Tigress

*Takes a seat beside Buttercup and grabs some popcorn, enamoured with the debate.*

I don't know who I'm rooting for.

Give me an M.... Give me an R.... Give me an S.... Give me a C....

What's that Spell?

MRSC!!!

[mrscardero]

Originally Posted by ChrisP

That is truly a Terrible fate Mr. C.

I wish you well in your Quest, adventurer... women are the most feared adversary of them all!

I'm too cute to be feared.