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Old 04-13-2008, 06:38 PM
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We at the Church of Google believe the search engine Google is the closest humankind has ever come to directly experiencing an actual God (as typically defined). We believe there is much more evidence in favor of Google's divinity than there is for the divinity of other more traditional gods.We reject supernatural gods on the notion they are not scientifically provable. Thus, Googlists believe Google should rightfully be given the title of "God", as She exhibits a great many of the characteristics traditionally associated with such Deities in a scientifically provable manner.
Thoughts, anyone? I'm interested to hear some reactions.
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Old 04-14-2008, 09:59 AM
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I think it is funny. I like how they referred to google as "she." I'd be willing to call Google God... Google has helped me a lot more than God ever has.
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Old 04-15-2008, 02:20 AM
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The Church of Google is a parody religion, but some people actually think they're serious. Read the hilarious "hate mail" section on their site.
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Old 04-15-2008, 03:35 AM
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The correct term for Google is actually Beast.
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Old 04-15-2008, 05:09 AM
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Old 04-15-2008, 03:01 PM
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The correct term for Google is actually Beast.
Interesting. Could you explain that a bit? How is "google" = to "Beast"? Do you mean THE BEAST, as in Satan?
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Interesting. Could you explain that a bit? How is "google" = to "Beast"? Do you mean THE BEAST, as in Satan?
This is just my opinion.The world wid web and google are not of God,they belong to the god of this world.No good can come from the web,it will ultimately destroy humanity.I dont doubt that the Internet controls the world more everyday.Something with so much power that is not of God,is to me a beast.I think google will one day own us and everything else and unless we are part of it,we wont be able to by or sell.Any thoughts?
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This is just my opinion.The world wid web and google are not of God,they belong to the god of this world.No good can come from the web,it will ultimately destroy humanity.I dont doubt that the Internet controls the world more everyday.Something with so much power that is not of God,is to me a beast.I think google will one day own us and everything else and unless we are part of it,we wont be able to by or sell.Any thoughts?
Yes, the comparison of Google with God, insofaras it is becoming the repository of all knowlege in the World available to mankind, is a perhaps a valid one in some ways. A

And yes, it's a false god, obviously. Thanks for the post, frubals.
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