Double Secret Choodianst Meeting Here (Shhhhh!) (cult)

[Buttercup]

Originally Posted by lunamoth

I second it!

Oh sweet sister Luna! That is the PERFECT poster child for the flames of ummmmm, whatever it's called. Whenever someone is refusing to believe or obey, ye shall pull up that visual aid and scare those dirty heathens into submission.

So it is written, so shall it be done.........

[Booko]

Originally Posted by lunamoth

I second it!

Oh no! I shade my eyes from his evil glare!

Tis but evil clothing himself in a cloak of light!

[Buttercup]

Waaaaaiiiiiiit a minute. Are you sure that isn't a poster for a porn flick?

[lunamoth]

Originally Posted by Buttercup

Waaaaaiiiiiiit a minute. Are you sure that isn't a poster for a porn flick?

I think that was the line of thinking that got our religion shut down the last time...

[Buttercup]

Originally Posted by lunamoth

I think that was the line of thinking that got our religion shut down the last time...

Sorry, I'm such a bad chimp.

However, that reminds me. I must leave for the time being because my husband the gardener wants me to come outside to see his cucumbers. They have grown quite large. We're going to have cantelopes and corn too! yaaaaay!

[lunamoth]

Originally Posted by Buttercup

Sorry, I'm such a bad chimp.

However, that reminds me. I must leave for the time being because my husband the gardener wants me to come outside to see his cucumbers. They have grown quite large. We're going to have cantelopes and corn too! yaaaaay!

You are a naughty chimp Sister Buttercup. Enjoy your husband's cucumbers. A nice Garden is like Ahhhhhhh, Ooooohhhhh!

[Quagmire]

Originally Posted by Booko

Yes, definitely Johnny Depp and cupcakes!

"cupcakes a plenty,
Depp runs through our heads,
Poowawa is leader,
and we're excited cultists!"

Ya know, now that you ladies have brought it up, I think this would be a good time to squelsh all the rediculous rumours that have been floating around RF about me lately;

So I just want to say once and for all--I AM NOT JOHNNY DEPP!
NOPE!

And I don't want to hear anymore about this nonsense.

Really, I don't don't know how these crazy rumours get started in the first place.

This is just like that time on the set of Pirates of the Carribean when everybody was saying...

....wait! that's not what I meant to say!

I meant that time when I was working my common, everyday job that any normal guy who ISN'T JOHNNY DEPP might be working...(hehe, what would I be doing on a movie set? That's just silly).

Anyway, I was working at my common ordinary job one day when I turned to my co-star Orlando...I mean my co-worker!...um,...Fred!
yes, Fred! my co-star,... I mean co-worker....and I said, "Ya know Orlando, I mean Fred", I said, "Ya know Fred,ever notice how much gossip there is floating around a movie set....I mean,uh...a construction site?"

And Fred said, "I know what you mean Johnny...I mean Quagmire. I was just in my dressing room...I mean the port-o-potty...and I overheard the director...
i mean the forman..", but before Orla...um, Fred could finish we had to go shoot a scene...
I mean dig a ditch.

Anyway, I hope this clears things up.
Once again; I AM NOT JOHNNY DEPP!

(PS. Please go see Sweeny Todd)

[lunamoth]

Oh for goodness sake Quag. Have a cupcake and sit down before you hurt yourself.



You don't have to pretend to be Jonny Depp. We'll let you in anyway.

(are you still typing all of that with one hand?)