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03-14-2006, 11:53 AM
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The Choodianists Bible
The Book of Choodle is an extremely exclusive book.
Although I have posted the 17 signs of the end of the world, this, in no way, shape or form is the entire Bible! I shall begin translating the sacred texts as they come to me. The first part that has come to me are the 10,000 steps to enlightenment!!! (*gasp* 10,000?) Yes...... ..... unfortunatley, only 20 have survived.... *looks at dog chewing on holy book* So yes, surely 20 is all we need to get to Choodianists Aaaaaaaah, oooooohhh! I shall begin translations as soon as i've had my nap.... Choodle only works on those well rested! Last edited by Buttons*; 03-14-2006 at 11:56 AM. 
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#2
03-15-2006, 09:59 AM
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"1) The first step to becoming a true Choodianist and to achieve aaaaahhhh,ooooohhh enlightenment goes as follows: You must climb up and down 1000 steps of doom three times.
http://www.nbhtravel.com/Bonaire/100...ps%20steps.jpg This is the exercise needed to realize that your body is terminal! All who complete this step with true faith shall experience 'uuuuugh ooouch' feelings, but these are just a first 'step'."
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03-15-2006, 10:03 AM
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"2) The second step of Choodianists is to catch a flying fish (or anything equally hard to catch) This shows that you are patient and skilled, and probably very frustrated that you had to waste time catching a fish that you had to put back in the wild directly after you caught it. So it has been comanded by Choodle"
http://library.thinkquest.org/11922/...lying_fish.jpg
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#4
03-15-2006, 10:06 AM
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"3) befriend a snail. It is the only way for you to grasp the diversity of the palace of "aaaaahhh,ooooohhh" and in this, you shall experience your first state of 'aaaaahhh' ...." (missing text)
http://dox.media2.org/barista/archiv...20friendly.jpg
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#5
03-15-2006, 10:13 AM
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"4) Hug an absolute stranger! They will probably be a little frightened, but tell them, 'do not be afraid, i'm achieving slavation!' If they accept your hug blessing, than you must roll on the floor; this is the fifth step as Choodle has commanded"
http://www.crummy.com/pix/2003/08-la/18-Hug%20%232.jpg http://www.sittingvolleyball.org.au/photos/tblaugh.jpg
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#6
03-15-2006, 10:18 AM
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"6) Next, I, the holy Choodle command everyone to take a step outside and JUMP! Exaltations for the one true Faith! Do not be troubled when others ask 'what the hell are you doing?' Simply smile and say, 'With choodle, all things are peanutbutter!"
http://pics.desandies.com/albums/us/jump.sized.jpg
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#7
03-15-2006, 10:24 AM
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"7) Learn to play a banjo, it is the music of Choodle, and I only like it if you play on a toilet!
http://www.enlightenedbeings.com/pix...he-world-2.jpg .... The music of aaaaahhh, oooohhh is Tool, the 8th commandment is to learn all Tool lyrics. Rock On, this is the ninth commandment..." http://www.psp411.com/mods/psp411_com-mods-290-1.jpg http://www.gktgazette.com/2004/dec/news1.jpg
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#8
03-15-2006, 10:28 AM
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"10) My commandment is to eat 40oz of peanut butter. For this shall come in handy when the 4th roaming comes to pass!"
http://images.ibsys.com/2004/0301/2887389_200X150.jpg
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#9
03-15-2006, 10:33 AM
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"11) The path on the road to aaaaahhh, oooohhh, is paved with many obsticles, and it is a rigorous journey into the body and the mind, my next commandment, says the Choodle, is to nap."
http://www.jabberwocky.com/photo/pcd0840/evonne-nap.jpg "12) when you awake, eat a cupcake!" http://www.manic.com.sg/blog/images/cupcake.jpg "13) meditate! For you are now closer to aaaaahhh ooooohhh.... infact, now you should be at stage of experiencing: aaaaahhh ooo." http://www.nicolewithrow.com/images/meditate.jpg
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#10
03-15-2006, 03:02 PM
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ummm.... the bible is halfway through for those of you who wanted to see it! ^
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