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" It doesn't matter what you believe, as long as you have faith" - Dogma
" I kick *** for the lord" - Braindead
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Run children, God is coming...
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"Anger is the path to the dark side"
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"You guys take shekels? I just got back from a trip to Israel" - Hebrew Hammer at a Nazi bar
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good night, sleep tight, and don't let the bedbugs put their foot in your....
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"The greatest macca of them all - God" - Snoop Dog.
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But he is the messiah, and we have come to give him homage, we brought gold, myrh and francencise. "aaaa why didn't you say so?"
- the life of brian
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Not from a movie, but the TV show, "CSI":
Father Powell: You don't believe? Gil Grissom: In religion. I believe in God, in science, in Sunday supper. I don't believe in rules that tell me how I should live. Father Powell: Even if they're handed down by God? Gil Grissom: How many crusades were fought in the name of God? How many people died because of someone's religion? Father Powell: Fanaticism, not religion. Gil Grissom: Semantics. They're still dead.
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Senior Ed Bloom: It's rude to talk about religion, you never know who you're gonna offend. -Tim Burton's Big Fish
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Hate, fear, anger, of the dark side, are they.
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[a line of prisoners files past a jailer]
Coordinator: Crucifixion? Stan: Yes. Coordinator: Good. Out of the door, line on the left, one cross each. [Next prisoner] Coordinator: Crucifixion? Stan: Er, no, freedom actually. Coordinator: What? Stan: Yeah, they said I hadn't done anything and I could go and live on an island somewhere. Coordinator: Oh I say, that's very nice. Well, off you go then. Stan: No, I'm just pulling your leg, it's crucifixion really. Coordinator: [laughing] Oh yes, very good. Well... Stan: Yes I know, out of the door, one cross each, line on the left. For more great quotes from Life of Brian: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0079470/quotes
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Brian's Mother: He's not the messiah he's a very naughty boy!
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