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Well as of today it's official: I'll be starting my new career as a porn star!! That's right folks, porn star. The pay is better than anything I can imagine, I have great flexibility (pun intended) and the perks are great.
I think I can finally say I'll finally be working at something that I enjoy doing. ![]() So folks, keep your eyes peeled for my "other" job that I'll be doing on the internet. For those of you really interested in seeing any of my performances, I can email you the links to my movies when they are finished. Time to celebrate! Drinks on me everybody!! |
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Awesome! I've been waiting for this day my whole life!
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I'd pay for that
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Yay! I've been waiting for free drinks my whole life!
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I will have to set aside money for your flicks. Do you think they will start having porn movies included at the Oscars? If they do, you will win one.
I believe in you.
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How long are you?
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Hope it lasts till April second studley hehehe
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Now lets see...A video of you was not quite how i pictured taking you home to meet the parents,
but this is desperate times.Jalapeno's on me! Heneni
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I do not try to persuade others to convince myself. ![]() http://alifetostartliving.blogspot.com/ |
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Do you need a fluffer?
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[COLOR=red]<> <> <>[/COLOR] Trey of Diamonds [COLOR=red]<> <> <>[/COLOR] [URL]http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=720988663[/URL] [URL]http://www.comicspace.com/trey/[/URL] "If you would be a real seeker after truth, it is necessary that at least once in your life you doubt, as far as possible, all things." [I]~ Rene Descartes[/I] |
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Quote:
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'The main trouble with common sense is that it is so uncommon
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