Husband Problems.. - Page 3

DallasApple · #21 10-13-2008, 02:27 PM

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Originally Posted by MysticSang'ha

I always find this so incredibly fascinating too, Dallas, when I witness husbands being jealous of a wife's affections or attention toward children. You're not alone in your frustrations, you know.

I've seen husbands become jealous over pets too, and has the idea that a wife needs to put a cap on her excitement and "glow" when around animals, children, or her friends.

On the other hand, I've seen wives become jealous over a husband's love for his car when he pampers the heck out of it, and she sees a car as her competition. Sometimes, it goes both ways.

But right now, given this predicament.....I wonder what would happen if you were to put the baby down, and then start treating your husband like a baby. LOL

Yeah - give him a bottle/pacifier, put him on your lap and rock him to sleep, ask him if he did a doo-doo in his diapy.

I dunno - every now and then when it's easy for me to be removed from the situation, I like looking at how to lighten the situation up a bit and find a reason to laugh.

If that doesn't work, I hear duct tape works really well..........

I know what I can do...I can breast feed him ...that will do the trick..

Love

Dallas

MysticSang'ha · #22 10-13-2008, 02:32 PM

I doubt that any hetero man with an opportunity like that is going to deny getting a "baby-treatment" then........

All right - how about you breastfeed him until he falls asleep. Now that would be something. LOL

Charity · #23 10-13-2008, 02:34 PM

You could get out the whip and chains too sweetie, mama will spank the little boy, cause he is so bad......At the things a woman has to go through just to baby a husband.....

DallasApple · #24 10-13-2008, 02:43 PM

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Originally Posted by MysticSang'ha

I doubt that any hetero man with an opportunity like that is going to deny getting a "baby-treatment" then........

All right - how about you breastfeed him until he falls asleep. Now that would be something. LOL

Rock-a-bye Baby in the "tree top"....when the wife ****** the cradle will rock..

Go to sleepy little baby...go to sleepy little baby...when you wake we'll "patty patty cake" and "ride" a shiny little pony.....

There there...little baby...is him hungry and weepy...

What IS a baby anyway....It must be something wonderful..it must be something grand!!

Does baby want to play with him toys???

BURP!!! . GOODNESS GRACIOUS!!!...OH!!!! BABY burped..YAY!!! Baby made a BIG burp!!! Does baby tummy feel all better now????

Love

Dallas

3.14 · #25 10-13-2008, 02:45 PM

maby hes just testing you seeing how much it would take to take your attention of the baby, cause he probaly knows its dangarous to take your attention of him and wants to know how far he can go

DallasApple · #26 10-13-2008, 02:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Charity

You could get out the whip and chains too sweetie, mama will spank the little boy, cause he is so bad......At the things a woman has to go through just to baby a husband.....

Can I spank him with a fly swatter??..(that stings pretty darn bad)..do you think he will "learn his lesson "?

I know "time outs" dont work with this problem..

Maybe I should send him to bed with no dessert straight after dinner...

Love

Dallas

DallasApple · #27 10-13-2008, 02:56 PM

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Originally Posted by 3.14

maby hes just testing you seeing how much it would take to take your attention of the baby, cause he probaly knows its dangarous to take your attention of him and wants to know how far he can go

No...I think its the other way around hun...

Love

Dallas

DallasApple · #28 10-13-2008, 03:03 PM

LOOK...here is what he is "jealous" of....I guess I cant blame him...

Love

Dallas