An Orthodox Jew dies...
If you've ever been around jews praying this'll make more sense...
An orthodox jew dies and goes before HaShem. Standing there G-d begins to speak to the old man about his life, however the old man can't understand what He is saying because G-d appears to be mumbling rapidly and incoherently under His breath.
The old man says, "I'm sorry G-d i can't understand You, can You speak up?"
and G-d says, "Oh thank goodness! You DO speak english."
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03-23-2005, 01:48 PM
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