Sunstone Naked! An Interview of Underwhelming Proportions

Sunstone · #1 06-22-2012, 05:32 PM

I thought I'd see if anyone wanted to ask any questions.

Here's my background:

I live along the Front Range of the Rockies, near Cheyenne Mountain.
I paid my college room and board to study philosophy by working as a fire fighter.
I once owned and operated a small business with 13 employees, including my bimbo ex-secretary, who I was especially fond of, in part because she taught me — better than anyone else — that people with absolutely no intellectual interests could be lovely, wise and compassionate.
When I was 16, I hitchhiked around the Western United States, living on the streets of the cities I found myself in. At that time, I was one of four people I met who were 16 or younger. Nowadays, there are thousands of kids younger than 16 living on the streets.
I didn’t figure out I’d married my first wife for her looks until after I was divorced — the obvious often escapes me.
I was raised in a tiny Mid-Western American town of 2,500 people in which the dogs were allowed to vote in local elections on the theory they knew everyone in the community just as well as anyone.
My second marriage was to a brilliant, but abusive woman who herself had been abused as a child, and it created in me an intense interest in fighting against all manner of abuse.
At thirty-seven, I lost nearly everything I owned, including everything I’d built my self-identity on, and consequently discovered the art of dying. I haven’t felt afraid of death since.

Apart from the eight things mentioned above, there is nothing else about me that could possibly interest anyone. That’s the greatest tragedy of my life: I haven’t enough personal stories to keep up my end of a good bar conversation — a fact I feel compelled to compensate for by indulging in endless jokes about farts.

Iti oj · #2 06-22-2012, 05:34 PM

can you describe our relationship in 1- 3 paragraphs

Gentoo · #3 06-22-2012, 05:44 PM

How much do you love me? Details a plus

4consideration · #4 06-22-2012, 06:41 PM

Are you REALLY the "King of the Jungle"?

Sunstone · #5 06-22-2012, 08:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Iti oj

can you describe our relationship in 1- 3 paragraphs

Alas, iti! There is so little we share in common! You like good music, I like fried squid. You like to dance, I like to eat moose balls. You love your woman, I love frogs, dogs, and my slingshot.

How would it be possible then to sum up our relationship in one to three paragraphs?

I have no idea.

Sunstone · #6 06-22-2012, 08:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Gentoo

How much do you love me? Details a plus

Love you? You, Gen, goddess of Massachusetts? My love for you is more constant than the growth of toenails. My heart seeks yours like an eagle seeks the sky. I thirst for your love like a bull elk at a salt lick thirsts for water.

I want to lie with you beneath the stars of the San Luis Valley and and caress your skin like the gentle summer current of the Rio Grande caresses its fish. I want to cup your breasts with the soft light of the moon glancing off our butts, and suckle your nipples like a frog lapping at flies.

I want to open you like the Spring rains open flowers, and hold you in my electric embrace like lightening embraces a mountain peak.

For you are wonderful, Gen: both kind and intelligent, constant in your friendships, and loving to your companions.

Sunstone · #7 06-22-2012, 08:31 PM

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Originally Posted by 4consideration

Are you REALLY the "King of the Jungle"?

Yes, but it's only part time work these days. There are simply no full time positions available anymore as king of the jungle due to rigorous cost cutting and the desire to return maximum value to the shareholders. However, I have managed to survive due to my other part time job as a starving artist. All in all, it's not a bad life.