Was Santa Claus a Yogi? (priest, Earth, recall, faith)

[celina]

no more response peace!

[Ram]

yes

[lunamoth]

No, that was the Bear who was Yogi.

[Papersock]

Wasn't he an elf?

[Aupmanyav]

Ha, Ha.

[Hema]

He must have been because if he's fat and can go down all those chimnies, he must be very flexible or have advanced yogic powers. Tee hee hee.

[Charles]

pretty full on bloke, large and nimble. Covered populated areas of the earth over one night, so obviously had the ability to work at speed. Believe that he had reindeers that could possibly fly, along with his slay. So magical abilities, or perhaps he knows of advanced technologies. Also secret location, i do not believe to be lapland, i think that is used as a cover, they say Saddam had doubles, possibility santa has doubles as well. Superior digestive system, mince pies and whiskey left in most houses. Maybe on amphetamines, but please don't quote me on that. I beleive this due to staying awake, the speed of work and increase of matabolism. Possibilty elves might follow in sledges as well, as santa's slay could not carry all presents, or as possibility of using advanced technologies, beam me up scotty technology could also be being used by our santa. I would believe he's a man of all faiths, bends the rules a little, as like a whiskey, sure he loves muhammed and only does it to please the parents, but basically Santa a full on Man of All Faiths, a true YOGI, GURU, IMAM, VICAR, PRIEST, RABBI, just a pure full on life lover who loves the gift and the intelligence of life

[Hema]

Originally Posted by Charles

pretty full on bloke, large and nimble. Covered populated areas of the earth over one night, so obviously had the ability to work at speed. Believe that he had reindeers that could possibly fly, along with his slay. So magical abilities, or perhaps he knows of advanced technologies. Also secret location, i do not believe to be lapland, i think that is used as a cover, they say Saddam had doubles, possibility santa has doubles as well. Superior digestive system, mince pies and whiskey left in most houses. Maybe on amphetamines, but please don't quote me on that. I beleive this due to staying awake, the speed of work and increase of matabolism. Possibilty elves might follow in sledges as well, as santa's slay could not carry all presents, or as possibility of using advanced technologies, beam me up scotty technology could also be being used by our santa. I would believe he's a man of all faiths, bends the rules a little, as like a whiskey, sure he loves muhammed and only does it to please the parents, but basically Santa a full on Man of All Faiths, a true YOGI, GURU, IMAM, VICAR, PRIEST, RABBI, just a pure full on life love who love the gift and the intelligence of life

What a well thought out answer. As for the metabolism thingy you mentioned, I now recall a posture we do in yoga class...I forget the name, it speeds up one's metabolism and helps one to lose weight naturally, although the same diet is maintained. Santa Claus must be a practitioner of this posture, especially with all those cookies and milk, if he didn't, he would be even bigger than his present size!

[Dream Angel]

HAHA!!!!

Ok Kids - I hate to be the one to break it to you, but Santa Clause isnt real! Its mum and dad that leave the presents under the tree!

1) Whats a yogi? The only yogi I know is yogi bear in "Yogi Bears first Christmas!" - that mean ranger, making him sleep through all the festivities!

Edit: sorry I just realised where this was posted..... sneaks out quietly before anyone sees.....

[Aupmanyav]

Originally Posted by Charles

pretty full on bloke, large and nimble.

But then he works on just one night of the year. And all that eating and drinking. No wonder he is fat.