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When did satan get the light bulb moment? The moment he could say... AH HA! This one is Jesus!
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and it is better to light one little candle than to curse the darkness.......![]()
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Now, unless I'm mistaken, when Jesus was at school one day, he won the "teacher-helper-outer" award after discovering it was actually Satan leaving scorch marks on the desks, and reporting it to his teacher. Now, Satan of course didn't like being ragged on for it, and vowed to have his revenge. I think from that moment, he knew who Jesus was.
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Imagine what Tony would think, standing there on his brand new feet, if he could look forward just a few short hundreds of millions of years to see one of his descendants, an Israeli Jew by the name of Jesus having a nail hammered through his feet, the very feet Tony provided him with, as a punishment for having a schizophrenic discourse with a God invented by man to explain the presence of feet in the absence of the knowledge of the existence of Tony.
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Maybe he doesnt know???..And he has to keep on guessing...
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hmm a bit of trial and error huh?
maybe that's why my closet smelt a bit like singed hair the other week - he's still looking for likely suspects.
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Imagine what Tony would think, standing there on his brand new feet, if he could look forward just a few short hundreds of millions of years to see one of his descendants, an Israeli Jew by the name of Jesus having a nail hammered through his feet, the very feet Tony provided him with, as a punishment for having a schizophrenic discourse with a God invented by man to explain the presence of feet in the absence of the knowledge of the existence of Tony.
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I think Satan knew right away. The demons could tell right away who Jesus was--they called him the "Son of God" more than anybody!
What I've always wondered is this: what was Satan thinking when when Jesus became a human, and then later when he was going to the die? Was it: "Is God crazy!? He's made Himself into a mortal man, just to hang out with His little creations? Muuahahaha! I have Him now! The universe is miiiine!" (Imagine the scene from "The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe" where the Witch is about to kill Aslan and she thinks she's about to win...) Or was it more like this: "NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooo...!" as Jesus expired and there was nothing Satan could do to stop it?
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I think your second one is more likely: Satan entered Judas, not to get jesus killed but to stop judas making the mistake of satans life. If Herod had to be inspired by satan to kill all those children, then he wasnt much good to satan. If satan knew who jesus was, wouldnt he have used somone to get the right boy killed? |
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Maybe he's in denial, because he still can't believe that an all-powerful God would become a poor carpenter's boy.
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Amazing what god would do to save us. It seems like God kept Jesus 'under cover' for a few years at least. Disguising Jesus as a human worked wonders too. I dont think satan was able to tell the son of god from the next one. But then at some point this changed. God revealed his son, in a way that satan did not have any doubt about Jesus's identity.
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