Become a Dark Jedi (choice, Christians, heaven, Christ, religion)

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Originally Posted by SaveMeJebus

I have decided a religion. The dark Jedi. We have our fictional Lord, Darth Vader, we give your children their darth name at birth, so they have no choice as they get older,then to be a Dark Jedi, We have Dark Jedi Camp where we brainwash your children with tall tales over and over again until they are lodged in their brains so they are impossible to forget.ANd tell them if they are not naughty enough they will go to heaven when they die(that really scares) We get your children to push their religion on to others and dont care how long it takes, for we will soon rule the world and have been doing the same for hundreds of years. and We can sell you books on it, not to benefit us financially but to help you and your children become better Dark Jedi, books starts from £200.

Sound Familiar!!!

Actually, we've been doing that for thousands of years.