Was Jesus Sexy? (Jesus Christ, disciples, Christ, Nazareth, Roman)

[jewscout]

Originally Posted by evearael

Probably not, Jewscout... You saw how much trouble THAT got me into...

lol true true...
ok before we go any further...

back on topic!

[Buttons*]

I, personally, think Jesus was a stud!

(since i met him and all...)

[JillianMarie77]

Originally Posted by Buttons*

..... what do you think?
With him being perfect and all, dont you think he'd be pretty hot stuff?

Well. Depends on your "type". Most likely he was dark skinned with dark hair and dark eyes. He walked around barefooted and stuff so his skin was probably rough. Though he did get them anointed from time to time it appears so perhaps the oils helped to soften the heels and callouses.

I don't imagine he smelled so great. Back then it probably was normal but in the days of indoor plumbing and lavender scented body wash we'd all probably gag.

Long flowing hair? I think not! Probably slightly nappy.

Long flowing robes. Probably commando.

Is that your thing?

[mr.guy]

Originally Posted by Buttons*

I, personally, think Jesus was a stud!

He's most definately the world's oldest underwear model.

[standing_alone]

Sexiness is in the eye of the beholder.

[mr.guy]

Originally Posted by standing_alone

Sexiness is in the eye of the beholder.

What a thing to stick in one's eye.

[mr.guy]

Jesus was a Capricorn
He ate organic foods
He believed in love and peace
And never want no shoes

Long hair beard and sandles
And a funky bunch of friends
Recon ages made him up
If he come down again


Kris Kristoffeson

[YmirGF]

*wanders into another outlandish Buttons thread*

*faints*

*begins to hear music... then singing... then see's Jesus Christ strutting up with a phallanx of angels... singing...*

I'm too sexy for my love,
too sexy for my love,
Love's going to leave me.

I'm too sexy for my robes, far too sexy for my robes,
So sexy I'm sought in droves!
And I'm too sexy for a man, too sexy for any man,
from New York or Japan

And I'm too sexy for your books
Too sexy for your books
No way I'm disco dancing,
with these heavenly looks!

I'm a role model, you know what I mean,
And I do my little turn on the catwalk,
Yeah on the catwalk, on that catwalk of life, yeah
I do my little turn on the catwalk.
Will you be my wife?

[Buttons*]

Originally Posted by YmirGF

*wanders into another outlandish Buttons thread*

hey now! what's THAT supposed to mean?!?!


I just had the most horrible image of Jesus dancing. He was in a diaper, imitating Patrick Swazy in the last dance of Dirty Dancing

[angellous_evangellous]

Originally Posted by Buttons*

..... what do you think?

With him being perfect and all, dont you think he'd be pretty hot stuff?

Was Jesus sexy?

Some would say:

Certainly to his boyfriends (eg, the disciples, especially Peter).

I think that Jesus had nothing to attract people to him physically. I don't imagine him as a great leader, powerful speaker, or a handsome man. He was normal in every way.