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I never do those.
They are bacon in the same way that Newt Gingrich is a family man.
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Not my fault the nurse dropped the "L" when she drew up the birth certificate.
I like it but would never do that to my kid. I'm just surprised no one caught it until grandpa joined the Marines.
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I imagine Hell to be an endless party where food has neither calories nor consequences.
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And you think its some good meat, but its tasteless ![]() All the while us Vegetarians are in heaven eating good vegies watching sexy belly dancers ![]() |
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I find it malevolent abuse.
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Christians can eat whatever the hell they want... I don't eat meat. I don't like meat. So I have a better chance of going to heaven because of my dietary preference? Well if God hadn't created animals. ![]() So maybe meat was the "forbidden fruit". Any takers on that interpretation? |
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Am I sane if I know my metaphysical pronouncements are loony?
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Yes. Sanity means having a sense of humour, or at least recogising one when one sees it.
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