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Old 12-11-2009, 11:02 PM
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Default Question for people who believe in mastication
Do you masticate regularly?

If so, is it a pleasurable and satisfying experience?

If you don't masticate, what are the consequences?

(Yeah, old joke, but I still like it.)
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Old 12-11-2009, 11:09 PM
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Do you masticate regularly?
I'm just a casual masticater.

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If so, is it a pleasurable and satisfying experience?
Most times. It depends on how long it lasts.

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If you don't masticate, what are the consequences?
Dryness.

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(Yeah, old joke, but I still like it.)
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Old 12-11-2009, 11:43 PM
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Having few teeth left I have to masticate for a lot longer to achieve the benefit.

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Old 12-12-2009, 02:31 AM
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Having few teeth left I have to masticate for a lot longer to achieve the benefit.

Cheers
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Me? I prefer to have a few friends over and we all masticate together.
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Old 12-12-2009, 05:23 AM
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Old 12-12-2009, 12:12 PM
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I like when I don't have to masticate. You know how you can sometimes put it in your mouth and just be real gentle and not even touch it with your teeth and before you know it it is all gooey in the back of your throat and you can just gulp it down? Gosh I swear they designed Hershey Kisses just for that!
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Old 12-12-2009, 12:45 PM
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I think I have a Mastication problem: I'm doing these Mastication "sessions" with myself like 3-5 times a day, sometimes even more!

Is that bad?
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