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Old 02-07-2005, 05:54 PM
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Old 02-07-2005, 05:57 PM
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A couple that never seemed to work for me -

"I'd like to park my corrective shoes under your bed!!"

"My Mom has a dress just like that!!"

"I'd love to buy you a drink, but one of my parole conditions is "No Alchohol".


Maybe it was in my delivery??

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Old 02-07-2005, 06:04 PM
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Old 02-07-2005, 06:25 PM
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A couple that never seemed to work for me -

"I'd like to park my corrective shoes under your bed!!"

"My Mom has a dress just like that!!"

"I'd love to buy you a drink, but one of my parole conditions is "No Alchohol".


Maybe it was in my delivery??

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"Let me be the butter for your buns"
"Can I have your number cuz I've seem to have lost mine"
"You're like a ticket, there's fine printed all over you"
"What's a beautiful woman like you doing in a place like this?"
"Where's the fire extinguisher, cuz you're on fire."
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Goofy ones?

I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?
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Old 02-07-2005, 08:50 PM
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This one is from the movie 'Highlander'...it always worked for Connor MacLeod (he used a variation of it in one of the sequels).

"I am Connor MacLeod of the Clan MacLeod. I was born in 1518 in the village of Glenfinnan on the shores of Loch Shiel. And I am immortal."

Makes women melt like butter.
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This one is from the movie 'Highlander'...it always worked for Connor MacLeod (he used a variation of it in one of the sequels).

"I am Connor MacLeod of the Clan MacLeod. I was born in 1518 in the village of Glenfinnan on the shores of Loch Shiel. And I am immortal."

Makes women melt like butter.
Do you think anyone would believe I was born in 1518? I could wrap myself in strips of cloth and ask "Who's your Mummy?"
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I love the one from "Night at the Roxbury" where Chris Katan's character looks at the tag on a girl's shirt and says something to the effect of, "Oh, yeah just what I thought...made in heaven." That one always makes me laugh.
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I get this a lot at the toll booth.

"OMG. You look just like my girlfriend, but you're prettier." *wink*

"Are you married cause if you're not, will you marry me?!"

"Dang...you are one hot mama...wanna warm me up?"

Some of the tolls are 95 cents so when I give them their change back of a nickle from a dollar bill, I get:
"You can keep the nickle if I can have your phone number."

What do you do? Just smile and bid them farewell.
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