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What are your favorite pick up lines?
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A couple that never seemed to work for me -
"I'd like to park my corrective shoes under your bed!!" "My Mom has a dress just like that!!" "I'd love to buy you a drink, but one of my parole conditions is "No Alchohol". Maybe it was in my delivery?? TVOR
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Feh...I am the Eternal Bachelor. I know none
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"Let me be the butter for your buns"
"Can I have your number cuz I've seem to have lost mine" "You're like a ticket, there's fine printed all over you" "What's a beautiful woman like you doing in a place like this?" "Where's the fire extinguisher, cuz you're on fire." ***Mod edit, a little too risque.***
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Goofy ones?
I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?
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This one is from the movie 'Highlander'...it always worked for Connor MacLeod (he used a variation of it in one of the sequels).
![]() "I am Connor MacLeod of the Clan MacLeod. I was born in 1518 in the village of Glenfinnan on the shores of Loch Shiel. And I am immortal." Makes women melt like butter.
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I love the one from "Night at the Roxbury" where Chris Katan's character looks at the tag on a girl's shirt and says something to the effect of, "Oh, yeah just what I thought...made in heaven." That one always makes me laugh.
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I get this a lot at the toll booth.
"OMG. You look just like my girlfriend, but you're prettier." *wink* "Are you married cause if you're not, will you marry me?!" "Dang...you are one hot mama...wanna warm me up?" Some of the tolls are 95 cents so when I give them their change back of a nickle from a dollar bill, I get: "You can keep the nickle if I can have your phone number." What do you do? Just smile and bid them farewell. |
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