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Not a euphemism for masturbation but a genuine invitation to chatter about your bestestest qualities. What makes you special?
No false modesty allowed. Or modesty of any sort.
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I don't fear death. I fear political silence against injustice. - Malalai Joya |
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I'm a better than average accurate judge of how people will behave in certain circumstances.
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Then I came back from where I'd been. My room, it looked the same - but there was nothing left between The Nameless and the name. - Leonard Cohen. |
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I'd have to say that the absolute best thing about me is my humility. Indeed, if it weren't for my awesome humility, I'd be just like everyone else.
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What’s the difference between a consultant, a lawyer and a theologian? Answer: a consultant borrows your watch and tells you the time. A lawyer borrows your watch, tells you the time, and keeps the watch as part payment of the fee. A theologian tells you the time, and suggests you adjust your watch. |
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You're a good judge of character you'd say?
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I don't fear death. I fear political silence against injustice. - Malalai Joya |
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If you mean by "character" how someone will characteristically behave. Yes.
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Then I came back from where I'd been. My room, it looked the same - but there was nothing left between The Nameless and the name. - Leonard Cohen. |
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2. I am an excellent judge of "character". (Almost flawless, if the truth be known.) 3. I never assume that my opinion, alone, is "right". (This allows me to modify ideas and beliefs at the drop of a hat.) 4. I am completely "Ok" with not having "the answer". (I have existed long enough to no longer be intimidated by the fact that I will never know everything.)
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It is true that the early bird gets the worm, however, it is the second mouse, that gets the cheese.
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I can be your best friend
I am a happy person and love to make people laugh Hopeless romantic good listener good singer excellent cook then why am I single?
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'The main trouble with common sense is that it is so uncommon
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That job is already taken, do you accept "seconds"?
I make them laugh in spite of what I may be intending.... go figure. ![]() I forgot this one. I am a pussy when it comes to putting fresh flowers on the table for breakfast or dinner. (Isn't any time good for fresh flowers?) Together the silence would be deafening. Hmmm. My singing has been comapred to a frog... so.... We do share this, in common, lol. Ok. We could get fat, happy and silent while waiting for you to start sing. Beats me, momma.
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It is true that the early bird gets the worm, however, it is the second mouse, that gets the cheese.
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My best quality is that I am extremely modest...... That, and I'm absolutely perfect in every other way as well. (and modest...)
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"Who paid for that floor? Not me. No way. I'm never paying for no floor ever again. Not once; not never. Nope. Whose chair is that? Who brought that god-damned chair here? That's not my chair. Not my chair, not my problem. That's what I say."
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I've been trying to think of something. But I couldn't.
edit-went away and thought some more - my family.
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Accept that some days you are the pigeon and some days the statue. Last edited by stephenw; 07-18-2008 at 02:37 AM.. |
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