Something Random (hell, mission, suicide, Jewish, God)

[Runt]

The only Latin I know is from some songs I sang in High School choir.

ROFL, right on, me too! Well, high school, middle school, and elementary school. Actually, I'm not sure we sang latin in elementary school... but still. I know lots of religious words... but can't claim to understand an ounce of "everyday Latin" (as if there really is such a thing, nowadays... sigh).

[Jaymes]

The Latin in my sig is from E Nomine - Wolfen. It's my new addiction. It has angry German lyrics AND high pitched Latin... best of both worlds.

The translation I have says:

In the lighted woods
Under the moon
Is my secret home
In the lighted woods
Under the stars

[Circle_One]

In the lighted woods
Under the moon
Is my secret home
In the lighted woods
Under the stars

Bah, I was close, but I put my translation in sentence form, not lyric form.

[jewscout]

::starts screaming:: ARGGGG I can't control myself!
Futurama:

Hermes: "I miss my wife and my oxygen."
Professor Farnsworth: "Yes, we all miss our loved ones and gases."

Amy: "What about Umbrielle?"
Fry: "Well, it turned out I loved her, but I wasn't in love with her."
Amy: "Trouble in bed."

Hermes: "Up yours, Zoidberg. Up wherever your species traditionally crams
things."

Zoidberg: "Hooray, I'm useful. I'm having a wonderful time."

"Hurry up! I wanna see the moon." -Fry
"Relax. It's open 'till nine." -Leela

[jewscout]

Homer simpon words of wisdom:

Trying is the first step towards failure

Oh, everything's too damned expensive these days. This Bible cost 15 bucks! And talk about a preachy book! Everybody's a sinner! Except this guy.

OK, son. Just remember to have fun out there today, and if you lose, I'LL KILL YOU!

Read your town charter, boy. ?If food stuff should touch the ground, said food stuff shall be turned over to the village idiot? Since I don't see him around, start shoveling!

Solid waste! I could kiss you! Bleh! Ew! Yeech! Ooh! I think this was pizza!

(sung to "Flintstones" tune) Simpson-Homer Simpson , he's the greatest guy in his-tor-y. From the town of Springfield, he's about to hit a chestnut tree. D'oh!

Stealing! How could you?! Haven't you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain Whats-his-name?

The lesson is : Our God is vengeful! O spiteful one, show me who to smite and they shall be smoten!

[jewscout]

Hey more Family Guy!:

Meg Griffin: You could kill all the girls who are prettier than me.
Death: Well that would just leave England.

Peter (talking to new neighbor Joe who is in a wheelchair): Joe, I've had new neighbors before but none of them were half the man you are. And since you're half a man already, that splits them into some kind of fraction I can't even measure.

Peter: "I have no idea how to be black... you know, except for not smiling when I get my picture taken."

Peter: "Hey! I was watching that!"
Store Clerk: "It'll be on next Christmas"
Peter: "Yea, But who the hell knows when that will be!?"

Peter: "Awkward situation eh? Well one time during sex I called Lois 'Frank.' Your move Sherlock."

[SoulTYPE]

Originally Posted by jewscout

Meg Griffin: You could kill all the girls who are prettier than me.
Death: Well that would just leave England.

ROFLMFAO.

And probably small traces of Australia with it.

[HelpMe]

purple monkey dishwasher?

[SoulTYPE]

Such is life HM..

[jewscout]

More Futurama!:

Zoidberg: "...And that's how I got my new shell. It looks just like the shell I threw out yesterday, and I found it in the same dumpster, but this one had a live racoon inside."

Bender: "Well I don't have anything else planned for today, let's get drunk!"

Bender :"Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!"

Leela :"Now strip naked and get on the probulator."