Who's bringing the condom?

[SoulTYPE]

No they aren't unless you "pay" them to "become" a maid.

[Bastet]

I think both men and women should carry condoms. For ladies who are shy: it's all well and good to just cross your fingers and hope you'll remember to ask the guy a) if he's got protection, and b) to use it. Reality is, unless you shove a condom in his face, in the heat of the moment, it's most likely the last thing on his mind. It'd be great if people had these conversations before the event, but it's not always gonna happen (alcohol being a large factor in the average one night stand, for example). Think like a Boy/Girl Scout - always be prepared! You never know what's gonna happen. Oh, and for those guys who've had the same condom in their wallet since 1992...throw it out you cheap ********, and get a new one!

[Sunstone]

Whenever I meet a woman with a condom, I instantly fall in love. I can't help it. It just speaks volumes about her sense of responsibility and foresight. I also think "She must be pretty sophisticated". That's a good thing in my book.

Of course, I never get anywhere with women who have condoms. Or with any women, for that matter. I can't understand why not. I take them out on a date, I buy expensive meals and show tickets for them, I take them back to my apartment, I get on the internet, I show them my favorite website (Bongo Jimmy's "Safari Lust", featuring Bongo Jimmy's sexcapades with most known species of African wildlife), and for some unknown reason they are never in the mood for any romance. I can't understand it.

[Bastet]

There's just no understanding some women, Sunstone...

[HelpMe]

you have to tell them to buy you dinner.

[SoulTYPE]

Originally Posted by HelpMe

you have to tell them to buy you dinner.

And then expect the slap in the face.

HelpMe - your sig=?