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Old 12-12-2004, 09:42 PM
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Default A herd of Jersey Cattle

busted through the doors of a local motorcycle shop yesterday. Quite a few of the bovine were witnessed driving these motorcycles while wreaking havoc in a nearby church.

An onlooker said she could distinctly hear them singing:

"Wreck the Halls with Cows on Harleys"

Were we given a "bum steer". We thought they were Kawasakis!!

Cow tails at 11:00

Yeah, I know this was udderly cheesy, but I thought I would take the bull by the horns and milk it for all it's worth! Hoof you liked it!
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Old 12-15-2004, 12:39 AM
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It's possible I will never quite be the same again after having read your post, NetDoc.
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Old 12-15-2004, 06:25 AM
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We are starting a "Wreck the Halls" fund for those who have undergone emotional trauma while reading this. You can write any donations off as Mooooooving expenses. Have you herd enough? Or should I continue the slaughter?

In a related joke... Do you know why they call it PMS?






Because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken!
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Old 12-15-2004, 12:17 PM
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I'm a sucker for cow puns, and loved your post! Thank you!
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Old 12-15-2004, 01:19 PM
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Originally Posted by FeathersinHair
I'm a sucker for cow puns, and loved your post! Thank you!
Ah for gawd's sake don't encourage him! I'm sending you my therapist's bill, Feathers.
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Because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken! [img]images/smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]images/smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]images/smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
Easy there, NetDoc. You don't want the cows to attack you next, bovine or otherwise, do you?
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Old 12-15-2004, 02:30 PM
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That's one of my favs Ceridwen. I use it on my daughter extensively.
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Just when you thought it was safe to eat your burger...


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