A herd of Jersey Cattle (church, disease)

[Scuba Pete]

busted through the doors of a local motorcycle shop yesterday. Quite a few of the bovine were witnessed driving these motorcycles while wreaking havoc in a nearby church.

An onlooker said she could distinctly hear them singing:

"Wreck the Halls with Cows on Harleys"

Were we given a "bum steer". We thought they were Kawasakis!!

Cow tails at 11:00

Yeah, I know this was udderly cheesy, but I thought I would take the bull by the horns and milk it for all it's worth! Hoof you liked it!

[Sunstone]

It's possible I will never quite be the same again after having read your post, NetDoc.

[Scuba Pete]

We are starting a "Wreck the Halls" fund for those who have undergone emotional trauma while reading this. You can write any donations off as Mooooooving expenses. Have you herd enough? Or should I continue the slaughter?

In a related joke... Do you know why they call it PMS?






Because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken!

[Feathers in Hair]

I'm a sucker for cow puns, and loved your post! Thank you!

[Sunstone]

Originally Posted by FeathersinHair

I'm a sucker for cow puns, and loved your post! Thank you!

Ah for gawd's sake don't encourage him! I'm sending you my therapist's bill, Feathers.

[Ceridwen018]

Because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken! [img]images/smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]images/smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]images/smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Easy there, NetDoc. You don't want the cows to attack you next, bovine or otherwise, do you?

[Scuba Pete]

That's one of my favs Ceridwen. I use it on my daughter extensively.

[Scuba Pete]

Just when you thought it was safe to eat your burger...


Cows with Guns