Odin's worshipers marched on
Jerusalem in
500 BC and converted the heathen Jews, who became enthusiastic Odinists. Odin so loved the Jewish people that he sent them his begotten son,
Thor as a messiah. With the help of
Thor, and his friends
Asterix and
Obelix the Jews defeated the
Romans. Alas,
Thor was betrayed by
Loki Iscariot and crucified to death. Odin raised
Thor from the dead, thus causing
Christianity. In the ensuing weeks,
Pope Obelix I set up the
Roman Catholic Hierarchy and that is why
Christianity sees Odin as the evil overlord, and even claiming his last name to be Hitler.
Several hundred years later, the founder of
Islamism, Sir Mohammed Islam, aproached
Allfather Odin for permission to begin a new religion worshipping the Grey Bearded One. Odin gave his permission, but only on the condition that Islamians would begin an annual pilgramige to the holy city of Trondheim in
Norway. Also, noting a terrifying shortage of
mead, he forbade the
Muslims from drinking.
In later years, Odin (a.k.a. evil-overlord) would go on to found the
Bahai'i faith and the
Church of Later Day Saints. He now reigns in the
kingdom of heaven with his fellow gods Ifrit, Bahamut, Shiva, Carbuncle, Jezus and Choco-Mog.
01-02-2007, 07:51 PM
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