...Help...Me... (punishment, choice)

[darkpenguin]

Originally Posted by Anade

ahhhhhhh...i am so tired and stressed right now. for a school project, i had to take home this evil, posessed baby-thing for the weekend. it cries, and you have to feed it or rock it or burp it or give it a bottle, and you can't let the head fall back, or it screams, and it has been screaming all night, and i don't think i ever want to have kids now!!! being a mom stinks! this is with a program called "Baby Think it Over" and it's supposed to encourage us to remain abstinent through our school years, and let me tell you, it's working. the dumb thing doesn't even stop crying at night, it's on a regular 2-month old baby's schedule!!! arghhhhhhhh!!!! that's why i'm up right now, because it won't shut up, and my arms hurt from carrying it all day, and this is AWFUL! it's what i consider cruel and unusual punishment, especially since i have mid-terms next week to study for. i'm sorry to complain so much, but i am in need of...i don't even know what...i would call my friends, but i don't want to wake them up so late, i am in need of some emotional support or something... and to think that there are girls my age careing for REAL infants right now...that totally blows my mind, i would probably be a depressed pill-popping suicidal mess if i had a baby right now. not that i plan on having one until AFTER i'm married, and the way it looks right now, maybe not even then...

I gotta get one of those for my fiance, shes been driving me mad wanting a baby!
Seriously though i wonder how long it's going to last with us both being at opposite ends of the scale, i suppose it's normal. As she says she has hormones telling her she wants one and i guess being a man i really don't have that urge!

[Feathers in Hair]

Phew! I didn't have to go through this project myself, but when I worked at a home for children with psyciatric disorders, one of the clients had to take this project back with him. When you're working alone on the night shift in a cottage full of disturbed/ mentally interesting/ heavily medicated young men, the last thing you want to hear at night is a blood curdling shriek!

[I Panicked! At the Disco]

I put it in a laundry basket and muffled the cries with blankets. That thing is nothing like a real baby. do you have to stick the keys in the back as well?

no, we wear special wristbands that we scan the back with.

I gotta get one of those for my fiance, shes been driving me mad wanting a baby!

lol, i dare you to! http://www.realityworks.com/order/co...RealCareBabyII they're seriously expensive, tho...

[Shadow Wolf]

If you could find that battery container, give it a good shock to short the batteries. Or you could hook it up to jumper cables that are hooked up to a car and tell them it was struck by lightning.

The school I went to, thier was a (fortunatly) optional class that had the same circumstances, for a month, about child development. One of the teachers I had hated the babies interupting class so much he made the teacher allow the students he had who had the babies cut thier bands with the key on them, turn them off, and leave them outside of the classroom. Said it was more realistic that way, since you'd have a sitter during classes, and your baby wouldn't be thier.