RFism (priest, punishment, reject, Creator, mystic)

[Comet]

(via create your own religion and who has been on today to this point)

The Great Kingdom of RF is divided into two separate parts: Circle_One and the Opethian Ophiuchus. These are also known as the inner kingdoms and outer rim.

The outer rim or Opethian Ophiuchus is where those who break the laws of the inner kingdoms or those that feel Rejected by those laws are sent for reeducation and punishment. It is a land of despi…. despiration and the Faminedynasty begun by Ðanisty and Atheist_Dave.

All who are sent there are forced to sing the Melody of kevmicsmi while standing_alone. That is as follows:

“To Quoth_The _Raven: we must retake our kreeden hold true to it for it is our lasthope. Our creed is that of the 9harmony. Let the NetDoc heal us and may we hear the words of the uu_sage waacman again. He is the SunMessenger and we must hold true to the doctrines on the inner kingdoms who hold the Sunstone sacred.”

Then they are forced to wear Fluffy PinkStilettos and a NordicBearskin while standing_on_one_foot till they Faint. Then the process is repeated till the evearael. The eve or Arael is when all are released by the powers of CaptainXeroid the Nimthiriel Master Of The Universe. So all may be forgiven on the day of Arael in the inner kingdoms. That is the first day of may.

The inner kingdoms are divided into four, each with its own ruler. They hold true to the creed of 9harmony. That upholds the policies of speak The Truth, hold the Sunstone sacred, mankind_iz_one, Peace, commandment4, Hope, Mercy Not Sacrifice, do things fromthe heart, and love all not just be a LoveroftheBeloved.

The rulers, their titles, kingdoms, and the laws they have brought are as follows:

[Comet]

• Victor the zombieharlot of Bastet. This is the first animalistic part of the inner kingdoms. It brought the treaty of angellous_evangellous to law. It states that when the Katzpur it is not o-kai to use a beckysoup61, c0da2006, LongGe123, maggie2, Matt88, Mike182, silvermoon383, s2a, SK2005, uumckk16, sparc872, sandy whitelingers, dawny0826, or .22 caliber when shooting at rodents or groundhogs. The bibleonly may be used along with fantôme profane language. When the Flappycat hisses, it is okay to use a 12 gage.

• Todd the royol daddy_turk of Draka. This is the second animalistic part of the inner kingdoms. It brought the first treaty of Ab'dal Hameed as signed by AlanGurvey, Ali Ansari, dan, the sojourner of Zephyr, the rocketman of Eudaimonist, and Jensa the jewscout into law. It states that the Buttercup must be kept full of beer at all time so as not to upset the MaddLlama, the leader of the llama herd. It also says that no MidnightBlue colored Buttons* may be thrown at dancing pandas, any painted wolf, or any bear that knows a circus trick.

• Maize the Lord Roghen of where the plants b-egroen. It is the plant kingdom also called “randb”. It brought the Littledragon treaty of Engyo to law. That was signed by the previous rulers Khalid Muhammad, Carlos Andres Restrepo, cardero, and Simon Gnosis. It states that where the SoyLeche plant grows, you may not plant a Lemon, Linus tree, kiwimac or mackiwi, uruk root, Newbie seeds, anders wood, or sahra-t flowers. All other plants should be cleared to let the endangered SoyLeche plant b-egroen till it is fully grown.

• Michel the Pah of MysticSang'ha or land of the Mystic-als. It brought the saying, “bpughsdg Cerrax Ciaran Cordoba Ezzedean FFH”. The only person who knows what the truly means is the great prophet Seyorni, whose given name was Ali Ansari. It is said this saying is to outlaw the illegal keeping of bugs in a mailbox and is punishable by having to always wear FeathersinHair. Nobody but the high priestess EnhancedSpirit knows for sure. This land is also home to the strange creatures retrorich the computer boy, Revasser the doglike man, robtex and MdmSzdWhtguy the Chuck Norris twins, PureX the purifier, Unes of the SoliDeoGloria Estephan club, the RearingArabian horse of meogi, the talking bird known as Mister Emu, martha the Polaris of the finalfrogo (said to be the last days), and the Ciscokid.

[Comet]

That is RFism in a nutshell. Except for the teaching of the Mighty Mouse Avatar of Vancouver, jamaesi the meteor of pandamonk, the “HEY why don’t you stemann” books of GeneCosta, the ChrisP cupcakes of Down Under, and the Elvendon words of Jayhawker Soule.

If I forgot anybody who was on today, I apologize….. if I know you and forgot you, they it is only because you neglected your RF Creeds and are in the outer rim. Please avoid the Mattp while there.

PS- if you see a Comet….. RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!! Or Mister_T and Nehustan will envoke the morgainesapphire of JamesthePersian and end the world.

PPS- Tribbels and Gremlins are outlawed, but frubals are still legal

[Feathers in Hair]

That was wonderful! I'm saving this into my 'favorite posts of all time' threads!

[Comet]

Originally Posted by FeathersinHair

That was wonderful! I'm saving this into my 'favorite posts of all time' threads!

Yeah, but I still know I forgot somebody..... or three. Plus, I had to add a few name without the icon clicky option thingy...... but only because: it is only because you neglected your RF Creeds and are in the outer rim, or I just forgot and added you as I went without the copy/paste job.

[Mathematician]

This is great. Frubals.

[Comet]

commandment4 for all who have asked tells this story:

Mr Guy defeated the lord Halcyon in the battle for the rights to godconstantine's patronkerr. So, Mr Guy got the ScarletWampus for himself. He used it to scare his Aqualung with the magik words, " Booko, where are you?". Thus Mr Guy became the scitsofreaky unphased greatcalgarian with the wisdom of Doktormartini and NetDoc. Thus, it is the commandment of healing and forgiveness.

[Ody]

You forgot the creator... Rex :P

[Comet]

The main protector and most holy Lord of the 9 Harmonies is the creator... Rex, the creator of the Super Universe of RF. You need not be a gnostic of gnomon to know that much.

[Buttercup]

Comet, that was a lot of fun!

You must have a pretty slick imagination running around that head of yours....were you on caffeine at the time?

I hope you continue to refine your new religious movement and recruit some volunteers for activities! If you need any pointers, just ask Buttons* who started a new religion herself not too long ago.

You earned some frubals!