A Texan, A Californian & an Oregonian (hell, Zen)

[Buttercup]

*author disclaimer.....I'm from Oregon.


A Texan, a Californian, and an Oregonian are out riding horses.

The Texan pulls out an expensive bottle of whiskey, takes a long
draught, then another and suddenly throws it into the air, pulls out
his gun and shoots the bottle in midair.

The Californian looks at him and says, "What are you doing? That was a
perfectly good bottle of whiskey!"

The Texan says, "In Texas, there is plenty of whiskey and the bottles
are cheap."

A while later, not wanting to be outdone, the Californian pulls out a
bottle of champagne, takes a few sips, throws the champagne into the
air, pulls
out his gun and shoots it in midair.

The Oregonian can't believe his eyes, "What the heck did you do that
for? That was a perfectly good bottle of champagne!"

The Californian says, "In California, we have plenty of champagne and
bottles are cheap."

So, awhile later, the Oregonian pulls out a bottle of Widmer
Hefeweizen. He opens it, takes a sip, and then chugs the whole bottle.
He then puts the bottle in his saddlebag, pulls out his gun, and shoots
the Californian.

The Texan, shocked, says, "Why the hell did you do that?!"

The Oregonian replies, "In Oregon, we have plenty of Californians and
the bottles are worth a nickel.

[Popeyesays]

Originally Posted by Buttercup

*author disclaimer.....I'm from Oregon.


A Texan, a Californian, and an Oregonian are out riding horses.

The Texan pulls out an expensive bottle of whiskey, takes a long
draught, then another and suddenly throws it into the air, pulls out
his gun and shoots the bottle in midair.

The Californian looks at him and says, "What are you doing? That was a
perfectly good bottle of whiskey!"

The Texan says, "In Texas, there is plenty of whiskey and the bottles
are cheap."

A while later, not wanting to be outdone, the Californian pulls out a
bottle of champagne, takes a few sips, throws the champagne into the
air, pulls
out his gun and shoots it in midair.

The Oregonian can't believe his eyes, "What the heck did you do that
for? That was a perfectly good bottle of champagne!"

The Californian says, "In California, we have plenty of champagne and
bottles are cheap."

So, awhile later, the Oregonian pulls out a bottle of Widmer
Hefeweizen. He opens it, takes a sip, and then chugs the whole bottle.
He then puts the bottle in his saddlebag, pulls out his gun, and shoots
the Californian.

The Texan, shocked, says, "Why the hell did you do that?!"

The Oregonian replies, "In Oregon, we have plenty of Californians and
the bottles are worth a nickel.

I nearly choked to death laughing! If frubals worked I'd frubal you .

Regards,
Scott