Your 10 commandments... (worship)

[Shadow Wolf]

Spawned from the "If you were god" thread, if you were a god, what would your 10 commandments be. Mine would be -
1. "Thou shalt rock and roll all night and party every day."
2. "Thou shalt eat only the meat I provide you with."
3. "Thou shalt not kill any animal. To do so is the only way to achieve much torment."
4. "Thou shalt not listen to Country music, Rap music, Boy-band, or pop music."
5. "Thou shalt live thy life in thine own way."
6. "Thou shalt honor althletes, musicains, actors, and any others who sacrifice much for entertainment's sake."
7. "If your nation goes off to war, then your nation's supply of drugs, women, and alcohol will disappear, and will be no where to be found for two generations."
8. "Thou shalt not live like a money leach and live off of another's hard earned money."
9. "If thou shalt deny me, thou shalt be punched with the invisible hand. Thou doesn't have to worship me, but do not deny my existance."
10. "Thou shalt not deface my works of art, including forests or mountains, or any temples or statues dedicated to me."