Party Hardy!! (America)

[Ormiston]

Without being explicit about drugs and sex, anyone care to share hilarious/memorable party stories?

The first that comes to my mind is about a guy we USED to hang out with named Mike. Everytime there was a party, the guy would drink so much that he would inevitably pee his pants. There must be a scientific term for this disorder. One time I had to wake him up to take him home at some God-awful hour, and when I turned around from putting on my shoes, Mike was standing there taking a wizz on the loveseat. *******!

[Shadow Wolf]

One of my friends got so drunk, he threw up all over a towel, and in his drunken haze, picked the towel up, held it like a teaddy bear, and fell back asleep.

I also got a good one involving a very close death for everyone that was there. We got a big bon fire going, and someone who was already drunk came out of the garage with a 10 gallon bucket filled with gas. He was saying something like "I'll get it going, watch this." But everyone else was screaming, running, or shouting "NOOOOOO!" The next few seconds slowed down to a crawl as the gas was thrown on the fire, and then blew up. Would have been that bad if we would have known somebody was going to do that, as the explosion wasn't that big, but we were all pretty close to that fire. I know someone lost all his facial and scapel hair, and I think that was it. I escaped unscathed, as it happened before I tore my ACL, and I was able to run fast. Later on that night, much later as the bon fire was slowly dying, someone who had been playing with gas decided he was going to try to take a super wizz and put what remained of the bon fire, which wasn't much more than a small camp fire. The fact that his hands were wet with gas as he touched his genitals, and maybe the amount of alcohol in his system, caused the fire to travel up the stream of urine and up to his penis. Not funny to think about, but when you're stoned and drunk, it gives ya something to laugh about.

I was at this one party that ended up with a full sized beer keg being blown up. Some guy, who was sober, draged the keg out in the middle of the field behind the house the party was at. No one was with him, but everyone heard, saw, and felt that damned thing blow. I'm suprised the cops never showed up.

And my last party story, which was the last one I went to, some drunks spilled jello and orange juice all over my friends carpet. I know for a fact there is NO ONE except for employees at walmart at 4 in the morning, since my friend sent me thier to get some carpet cleaner. It must have been quite odd seeing a teen at walmart at 4 in the morning to buy carpet cleaner. If any one asked why, I was going to tell them I just got off work and my dog craped all over the carpet.

[Unedited]

Last November, all the British of Kansas had gathered to celebrate "Guy Fawkes Night" a little ways outside of the city. We had a huge bonfire going, and everyone was drunk off British beer (not that American crap ). Well apparently someone had seen our fire from a distance and thought the pub'd caught on fire and called the fire department, because a fire truck showed up halfway through our celebrations with the fire blazing. Of course at first we all assume it's the police or something, and so does this one guy who shouts in a thick, slurred Scottish accent, "Holy ****, they're coming for me!" and runs off in the distance. He only got about a quarter a mile though where we found him sprawled on the edge of a corn field (thankfully he didn't go in it) humming along with the bagpipes.

On top of that, when the firemen came over to examine the fire, the few of us left had to explain why it contained a pile of burnt clothing. And being drunk and stupid, we just giggled and said, "Oh that? That's Guy." Very memorable.

[Malus 12:9]

I don't get drunk I just take my cola and many aspirin, and post at RF but sometimes the aspirin makes me have dreams and I see yahoo and msn in my sleep

[Zephyr]

One time my friends and I tried to cook a pizza on a hibachi.
One time my ex thought that it would be kinky to tie me up... and then her dad came in.
One time I had a friend over after a party and we finished off a family sized pizza.

One of these is a lie.

[Shadow Wolf]

One time I had a friend over after a party and we finished off a family sized pizza.

Im going to guess that if the pizza is like the Monster pizza Mancino's serves.