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Old 07-18-2005, 09:21 AM
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I know...it's almost completely impossible to pick one...but this makes me crack up every time I hear it.

We now return to the Smurfs.
Smurf 1 - "Hey, you have a good time last night?"
Smurf 2 - "Smurftacular"
Smurf 1 - "Yeah, I saw you leave with Smurfette."
Smurf 2 -"Oh man, as soon as we got out of the bar she started Smurfing me!"
Smurf 1 -"Shut the smurf up."
Smurf 2 - "Yeah"
Smurf 1 - "Right in the smurfin parking lot?"
Smurf 2 - "SMURF YEAH!"
Smurf 1 - "Oh, that is freakin smurf."
Smurf 2 - "You smurf it."
Smurf 1 - "That is freakin smurf."
Smurf 2 - "Yeah"
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Old 07-18-2005, 09:33 AM
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oh i love this show!

Lois "I swear sometimes i feel like i'm married to a child."
Peter "Well if i'm a child then you know what that makes you? A pedophile, and i'll be damned if i'll stand here and be lectured to by a pervert."
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Old 07-18-2005, 09:54 AM
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Olivia: You are the weakest link, goodbye. (laughter)
Stewie: Ha ha ha! Oh gosh that's funny! That's really funny! Do you write your own material? Do you? Because that is so fresh. You are the weakest link goodbye. You know, I've, I've never heard anyone make that joke before. Hmm. You're the first. I've never heard anyone reference, reference that outside the program before. Because that's what she says on the show right? Isn't it? You are the weakest link goodbye. And, and yet you've taken that and used it out of context to insult me in this everyday situation. God what a clever, smart girl you must be, to come up with a joke like that all by yourself. That's so fresh too. Any, any Titanic jokes you want to throw at me too as long as we're hitting these phenomena at the height of their popularity. God you're so funny!




Meg: Everybody! Guess what I am?
Stewie: Hm, the end result of a drunken back-seat grope-fest and a broken prophylactic?


Stewie: By all means, turn me into a child star. Perhaps I can move to Californ-i-ay and wrangle me a three-way with the Olsen twins.


Stewie: Damn you, vile woman! You've impeded my work since the day I escaped from your wretched womb.


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Old 07-18-2005, 09:58 AM
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Stewie: Flappy, good news. I've decided not to kill you!

Peter talking to his new jewish friend Max Weinstien: "Oh man is there anything you people can't do? I mean, you know, aside from manual labor."
Lois: "Peter don't be silly they built the pyramids."
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Old 07-18-2005, 12:07 PM
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I love the episode where Peter's boss dies, and he tries to find a new job, and at one point he's dressed up as a hooker and on the street corner...

Lois: Peter, get in this car right now!
Peter: Okay, but it's gonna cost ya...

After all the innuendo and he gets in the back seat with Meg and Stewie:

Stewie: *to Meg* My, it's quite eerie, isn't it? Like looking into the future!

I also love all the zombie Jesus quotes
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Old 07-18-2005, 12:57 PM
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That is perhaps the funniest animated show of all times. I love this show, it makes me laugh like no other. While i'm also a Simpsons fan, I'm liking this more and more because Simpsons is more of physical humor while this is more of faster-paced jokes and allusions to a whole host of stuff.

For some reason though, I can't remember a lot of the jokes from Family Guy. It's like a quick me-fall-to-the-floor-my-mom-stares-at-me laugh and then 30 minutes later, I won't remember anything.

But halarious nonetheless.
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"Don't worry I have a plan so diabolical that my head would explode if I even began to know what I was talking about."- Peter

"Joe your twice the man our last neighbors were,... and since your half a man already that splits them into some kind of fraction that I can't even imagine."-Peter

"And if you all lead good and pure lives you will get to live in a magical place for eternity called Hevean....Naw I'm just joshin yeh, you just rot in the ground."-Peter to a sunday school group

"Dad I heard that tanning boths can cause melenoma."-Chris "Aww thats just a fancy word for sexifed, come on now hop in."-Peter

I could go on and on its just endless, no other show makes me laugh like that
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