is it okay if i do this (mission, God, Christian)

[Shane H.]

my family and i are baptists, so we always turn down the mormons when they go from door to door asking if they can read scripture.

i know this is a sin, but would it be okay if i let our dogs out just before they arrived. we don't have rotts or pins, just a jack russel and german shorthaired pointer.

i've just always thought it would be fun

[Aqualung]

I couldn't help myself, I just started laughing. I would definitly hate to be those guys, though.
Seriously, though, missionairies have so much crap happen to them all the time. Can't you be the one nice family they talk to? (still, I can't stop laughing. It's just a funny thought. The jack russel . . . )

[Shane H.]

i was thinkin' he might pee on the guys leg or somethin'

or maybe i could answer the door wearing a devil/demon halloween costume.

[Aqualung]

That's some funny stuff. You'll have to visualize this (which may be hard, because you know nothing but about me) but I was as close to rolling on the floor and crying as I have been in a long time. I'm having trouble typing. I've had to delete a ton of letters already. Ahhh . . . that was nice . . .

[Aqualung]

I think soem missionairies might get a kick out of the latter, thought I'm sure how many would appreciate having to go to the rest of the houses with a peed-on leg.

[Shadow Wolf]

I always wanted to yell "ALMS FOR ALLAH!!!" when I see a missionary. Then laugh at them when the say that Allah is a "fake" god, and the christian god is the only true one.

[jeffrey]

I believe it was Jeff Foxworthy you said he would draw the outline of a body on his porch, throw some Religious literature around it, put some police tape around all that to keep them from knocking on the door.

[Crystallas]

One of the coolest guys that I have ever met had to do a mission. He came back from that hating people, and he wasnt a "force on all" preacher. I felt bad, and it was sad to see him change so much.
I used to f*q with those guys(Invite them inside and put some gay pr0n on/blast dread metal/pretend that im blind or deaf...ect) Now I dont, I just tell them that Im not ready. Believe it or not, it works.

[Circle_One]

My brother got fed so fed up with them coming to our door all the time that once, when he'd had it, he answered the door, talked to them for a few minutes and agreed to read their literature, only if they'd agree to read his, at which point he handed them a copy of The Satanic Bible by Anton LaVey. Needless to say, they never returned.

[Watcher]

Ah, those are all good ideas, but here's one that takes much less time.
Type up "My Pit Bull is an Atheist*" and tape it to your door

* or..Ungoldy heathen...satanist...whatever floats your boat