Funniest/ stupidest comment you heard recently (funeral, catholic, pope, Jewish)

[Ori]

Today when I was shopping the man in front of me was offered a bag for his food and said " No thanks, save a tree" .

[Unedited]

Do TV Shows count? I was watching Malcom in the Middle, heard this, and thought of this thread.

"Well maybe she wouldn't be a lesbian if you tucked in your shirt once in awhile."

[fromthe heart]

My grandson who is 6 years old goes to school in the small town of Rockhill...today he said his one friend Matthew lives on rock hill and everybody else lives on straight ground..Trust me I laughed so hard I was crying....too cute! .

Ok maybe you'd have had to be there

[Jaiket]

I was speaking with an old friend today, she told me some of the things her cousin comes away with.

"Is the Pope a Catholic?" in all seriousness.

"Are 'The Bravery' Elvis' new band?" with a straight face.

"Is it the Pope's funeral? It's just I heard it was Bob Marley's funeral today aswell." As a matter of fact.

[SK2005]

Originally Posted by truthseekingsoul

"Is the Pope a Catholic?"

That one kills me everytime!!!

people actually say that...

[Shadow Wolf]

One of my friends brought one of her friends out to visit one day. The discussion was about how long the line was at the midnight showing of Star Wars. My friends friend asked, "What time did that start?"
I couldn't help myself. I just had to do it. I said "At the hour when the current day ends and a new one begins. Heres your sing."

[Bastet]

Originally Posted by SK2005

people actually say that...

Lots of people around the world say it...the difference in this case is that it was said as a serious question, whereas normally it's used rhetorically.

e.g.

Person 1 (to Star Wars fanatic): "You're not really going to the midnight screening of Episode 3, are you?!"

Star Wars fanatic: "Is the Pope a Catholic?" [i.e. YES]

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An equally acceptable reply would have been "Does a bear ***** in the woods?".

[Bastet]

Originally Posted by fromthe heart

My grandson who is 6 years old goes to school in the small town of Rockhill...today he said his one friend Matthew lives on rock hill and everybody else lives on straight ground..Trust me I laughed so hard I was crying....too cute! .

Ok maybe you'd have had to be there

That reminds me of the time my young nephew said something along the lines of if he ever owned a shoe store, he'd call it 'Head for the Heels'.

[Quoth The Raven]

Originally Posted by Bastet

Lots of people around the world say it...the difference in this case is that it was said as a serious question, whereas normally it's used rhetorically.

e.g.

Person 1 (to Star Wars fanatic): "You're not really going to the midnight screening of Episode 3, are you?!"

Star Wars fanatic: "Is the Pope a Catholic?" [i.e. YES]

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An equally acceptable reply would have been "Does a bear ***** in the woods?".

Or failing that; "Are the Kennedys gun shy?"

[Neo-Logic]

Well, the funniest comment i've heard today, I can't post here. It might be a little bit offensive to the Jewish people and involves the Holocaust, to give you a picture. Although it made me literally fall off the chair laughing my butt off because it came from my Jewish friend and was so darn funny.

The more approperiate one - from "Meet the Fockers" - the little kid going "asssh hooooo"