Who here is actually gay? (hell, anti-gay)

[angellous_evangellous]

Originally Posted by The Voice of Reason

Trapped! Like a rat in a drain.

TVOR

I am not sure if I want to understand this analogy.

[Saw11_2000]

Sexual preference is a continuum. There is different degrees of "gay". No person is 100% gay or straight. Most everyone here I bet has been sexually attracted to a member of their same sex at one time or another, I bet. Especially when you're a teenager, raging hormones and all. Does that make a little sense?

[anami]

i like people.
Gender nonspecific.

[The Voice of Reason]

Originally Posted by angellous_evangellous

I am not sure if I want to understand this analogy.

The phrase "Trapped. Like rat's in a drain." comes from a movie from my youth. I'm not sure which movie, but the more I think about it, it may be what the cowardly lion says when Dorothy and her posse are cornered in the turret toward the end of the movie "The Wizard of Oz."



It was not meant to be an analogy.



Sorry for the confusion.

TVOR

[michel]

Originally Posted by Majikthise

I hate sports on tv,love cats, and I once owned a beetle (my true love). I enjoy housework ,especially vaccuuming and I cry sometimes when effected by a movie or song.I believe Rob Halford ,George Michel and Freddie Mercury are all awesome dudes and their music ranks among my favorites!I once used an old pettiecoat ,some floral bouquets,some plastic ivy and made a lovely arrangement in my bedroom that made my wife say I should have been an interior designer. None of this means I am gay, it means I am a wonderful wife. (LOL)

Originally Posted by Enhanced Spirit

I on the other hand, hate to cook,(or do any domestic activity for that matter). But I love to fix things that are broken. I do the plumbing, the electrical. I am a skilled carpenter, and I love to get dirty out in the yard. None of this means I'm gay, it means I am a wonderful husband

Now you two have just about blown every fuse in my brain; Majikthise, you have described me to a tee, with an added ingredient from Enhanced Spirit, with whom I also identify (except for the carpentry bit - one of our pine benches in the kitchen has been sawn through while I was cutting a piece of wood on the bench - I thought it was tough at the time.....)

I think that must make me trisexual.....and I never look in my pants - I think male genetalia is the most ugly set of embarassing rubbish I have ever seen.

Worse still, like Jewscout, I think I'm a lesbian in a man's body. So maybe I'm quadrisexual -having said all that, I lost my libido years ago; I think I left it behind in a bus one day......................


You think I'm Joking!!!

[Sunstone]

I'm not gay. But I support gay rights because I really want to destroy the sanctity of marriage and family values. Maybe it's just me, but I have always, as long as I can remember, wanted to destroy the sanctity of marriage and family values. But for the longest time, I just didn't know how to do it. You can imagine my joy, then, when I was told by Jerry Falwell, Pat Robertson, and James Dobson that I could destroy the sanctity of marriage and family values by supporting homosexual rights. What a relief!

[The Voice of Reason]

Truth be told, Sunstone sent out a chain email, notifying everyone about the pluses of supporting homosexuality and it's ability to destroy family values and the sanctity of marriage. At first, I was skeptical of this "hidden power" of the homosexual agenda, but after brushing up on the nefarious plan, I was sold.

After sending in my dues for the first years' membership, Sunstone sent back a secret decoder ring (it's pink), a mysterious rock and roll album that I was instructed to play backwards, two paper clips, and an autographed 8 x 10 glossy photograph of George W. Bush in a thong - right on the beach at Fire Island (I have no idea who the "bear" is with his arm around his waist).

I can't wait until next month's meeting of our local chapter. I'm soooo excited!!

TVOR

[Fat Old Sun]

Originally Posted by Sunstone

You can imagine my joy, then, when I was told by Jerry Falwell, Pat Robertson, and James Dobson that I could destroy the sanctity of marriage and family values by supporting homosexual rights. What a relief!

You could just do it the old fashioned way and raise your children to hate people for the way they look and who they love.

[The Voice of Reason]

Can't we do both?

TVOR