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Old 07-10-2012, 01:26 PM
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Default Hey Revoltinger, do you remember when....

So, guess what, Sowhat?

I got to talk with the Pope! I'll remember this day forever. I can hardly type. Please excuse my typos.

The "charm" was, my cousin the Cardinal. He's here and got me a quick, semi-private "audience".

Before I got there, my cousin mentioned to the Pope that I'm "called" to the forum, that my forum "mentor" is St. Thomas Aquinas, plus more. My cousin also viewed the forum about a year or more ago. But, I didn't know my cousin had told the Pope.

So, while the Pope held my hands, I was surprised when he said to me in his little accent:

"I hear you are part of a forum on the Internet that you like, and you discuss and debate history." My eyes went wide and I said, "Yes, Holy Father", wondering if he could read minds, and I thought he was going to chew me out! LOL

But he said, "That is good. And I also hear this is a "calling" with Catholic and Christian history, and Catholic dogma and...like St. Thomas Aquinas, you also speak well of Christ."

I was so flabbergasted I could only nod. The mention of St. Thomas Aquinas was WAY great, especially "you speak well of Christ" because [it's a long story but], the words "I hear you speak well of Me, Thomas" had been part of a miracle in which Christ said that to St. Thomas Aquinas. Anyway, back to the Pope...

Then he placed my hands into his left hand, raised his right hand, and said:

"For you [my full name] and for your "calling"...and making the Sign of the Cross he said, "May God Be with you and your work in our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ, in the Name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Spirit. Go with Christ our Lord, Forever and ever. Amen"



That'll cramp your boys, what? Remember when you were the Pope?
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Old 07-10-2012, 01:36 PM
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Ah the good ole days. What was the name of the gal who met the Pope? Not me...the other one?

These folks here don't know what they're missing by prohibiting multiple identities. No longer may I be:
Satan, The Devil, The Pope, Harry's Mom, No 6, Ralph, Zippy, DiedAgainZombie, Tigerblood, gnitlover (few noticed that backwardism), Poof, B1grebNC.
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Old 07-10-2012, 01:55 PM
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Ah the good ole days. What was the name of the gal who met the Pope? Not me...the other one?

These folks here don't know what they're missing by prohibiting multiple identities. No longer may I be:
Satan, The Devil, The Pope, Harry's Mom, No 6, Ralph, Zippy, DiedAgainZombie, Tigerblood, gnitlover (few noticed that backwardism), Poof, B1grebNC.
She was T-Willy. She got my personal e-mail somehow and sent me a video clip of a guy mooning me.

The day the Pope showed up, and that guy started going off about Jesus inventing beds was probably the most fun I ever had on-line. You totally had me. I was sure netpilot was the Pope.
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Old 07-10-2012, 02:23 PM
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I thought it really odd that so few figured out the duo behind Ancient's & BigrebNC's poetic love affair.

Jesus invented beds? I don't remember that.
I tried to play the Pope as a rather sympathetic & thoughtful guy. I thought the ruse worked better that way.
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