Nonsensical sayings (grace, atheist, grace, God)

[sillygeezer10]

A little bit of nonsense is good for you in a while.

A nonsensical escape from the zoo
"Isn't that elephant walking on the street itself but not the path?" a little girl says.
"Oh, I think he's breaking the law." A demure lady stated.
"Cute, dude, he's cuddling a baby." a stoner duded.
"Amazing! The grace of God shows!" A theist offered.
"Nah! It's a fluke of nature!" a atheist shouted at the theist.
"God created the elephant to walk on this street! So, it's no accident!" the theist zapped.
"I shot a elephant in my pants, but I don't know how he got in there." a glassed moustached man humourously gave.
"What?" everybody hollered at him.

[Majikthise]

"Robots are stealing my luggage." (just always wanted to say that.)
"Quite excrementally runny.",said the cheese vender.