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Old 09-01-2010, 05:12 PM
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So, I really, really, really wish I could sleep with supermodels on a semi-regular basis. But my wife's all, "Put down that bottle of ether and get back in the basement!" Wives. They're just like women, but with husbands.
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Old 09-01-2010, 05:28 PM
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So, I really, really, really wish I could sleep with supermodels on a semi-regular basis. But my wife's all, "Put down that bottle of ether and get back in the basement!" Wives. They're just like women, but with husbands.
That's ridiculous. Wives aren't anything like women. Women are people who husbands want to sleep with. Wives are people who they hope wont find out.
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Old 09-01-2010, 05:59 PM
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So, I really, really, really wish I could sleep with supermodels on a semi-regular basis. But my wife's all, "Put down that bottle of ether and get back in the basement!" Wives. They're just like women, but with husbands.
Your wife lets you out of the basement? Dang! I'd heard those Canuck gals were permissive.

Btw, this just might be the stupidest thread ever.....
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Old 09-01-2010, 06:53 PM
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You wife probably wants to sleep with male supermodels too. Maybe you should start by letting her loose and then she won't be able to say anything when you (attempt to) do it.
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Old 09-02-2010, 09:57 PM
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So, I really, really, really wish I could sleep with supermodels on a semi-regular basis.
I realized that when I was 12, flipping through certain sections of a MACY's catalog.
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I like your style!


LOL! I'd be like ooohhhh who'd ya bring home honey?
That sound's just like me.
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The other day, as I was unshackling my husband from the irons in the basement so he could rub my feet (those stilettos get to me after 15 or 20 hours), he seemed to be trying to tell me something. So I unzipped the leather mask on his face, and took the red rubber ball out of his mouth - but I told him I would only liberate him on the condition that he let me whip him with my cat o nine tails. He complied and he told me this (in a husky voice - probably damaged his vocal cords the last time we tried that thing with the belt over the closet rod):

"Honey, next time you take me to the Galleria, I hope you let me buy you that pair of Manola Blahniks you were admiring last time we were there."

I told him I'd think about it - and then I popped that rubber ball back in. His eyes over the edge of the black leather looked at me adoringly as I zipped up the mask.

Can't let these guys get too mouthy.
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The other day, as I was unshackling my husband from the irons in the basement so he could rub my feet (those stilettos get to me after 15 or 20 hours), he seemed to be trying to tell me something. So I unzipped the leather mask on his face, and took the red rubber ball out of his mouth - but I told him I would only liberate him on the condition that he let me whip him with my cat o nine tails. He complied and he told me this (in a husky voice - probably damaged his vocal cords the last time we tried that thing with the belt over the closet rod):

"Honey, next time you take me to the Galleria, I hope you let me buy you that pair of Manola Blahniks you were admiring last time we were there."

I told him I'd think about it - and then I popped that rubber ball back in. His eyes over the edge of the black leather looked at me adoringly as I zipped up the mask.
You could have a career writing bodice rippers.
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So, I really, really, really wish I could sleep with supermodels on a semi-regular basis. But my wife's all, "Put down that bottle of ether and get back in the basement!" Wives. They're just like women, but with husbands.
Yeah, I'd just love their bones sticking into me.

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