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08-26-2008, 01:39 PM
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All women lust!!!
Look lets face it...it comes with the "territory"...Women are weak when it comes to men....We lust after tight buns .bulges in the crotch..and muscles. nice smelling ..clean shaven or with a beard... big smiles and good sense of humor..being succesful..and chivalry...Its just the natural order of things..It doesnt make us abnormal ..all girls are like that..
So cut the Christian chicks a break man..Wear loose baggy pants..slam the door in all womens faces if she is behind you...dont brush your teeth for Gods SAKE...Dont work out AT all..gain as much weight as you can..wear a scarf over your face so if we adore clean shaven or a beard one or the other we wont have to have that "rubbed " in our faces ...drive a run down crappy car (no matter how wealthy you are)...yell at your kids in public..keep a grouchy look on your face and avoid laughing..OH and BY all means DO NOT play an INSTRUMENT..THAT is HOT and my knees go weak...So keep that between YOU and your wife..Have some MODESTY for GODS sake ... Otherwise..its YOUR fault that I stumbled and fantasized... Love Dallas
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08-26-2008, 01:47 PM
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Oh please! never, never, drive a race car, that is the biggest weakness I have......
 the sound of the motor when they start up, rev those engines, get in the throttle and get down on the steering wheel..... Strange at what turns us on.................
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08-26-2008, 01:49 PM
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I would like to add...When I see a man with a decent bulge in his crotch...and a nice ***....with arms that have a little muscle.. and a 5 oclock shadow???..He causes me to immediately think MAN WHORE...I much prefer a man that he wear a kilt...and a long sleeved shirt...and a scarf covering his jaw ....Then my imagination can RUN willd as to what hes got hanging under there.....I can USE my imagination...Its MUCH more respectful towards me..and my husband if all men would just realize MY weaknesses..
Love Dallas
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08-26-2008, 01:51 PM
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How dare they DELIBERATELY flaunt...Whatever..dont count on their help honey.. Love Dallas
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08-26-2008, 01:52 PM
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Knock on the sky and listen to the sound. - Zen Proverb
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08-26-2008, 01:54 PM
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08-26-2008, 02:39 PM
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Dallas, you forgot one thing. Whatever you do, do not be mball!! That is the absolute surest and easiest way to attract women and turn them on, so avoid it at all costs!
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Contrary to what most people say, the most dangerous animal in the world is not the lion or the tiger or even the elephant. It's a shark riding on an elephant's back, just trampling and eating everything they see.
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08-26-2008, 02:43 PM
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08-26-2008, 02:46 PM
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Contrary to what most people say, the most dangerous animal in the world is not the lion or the tiger or even the elephant. It's a shark riding on an elephant's back, just trampling and eating everything they see.
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08-26-2008, 02:52 PM
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