4 Step Perfect Proof for God of the Bible (Jesus, Creator)

[MysticSang'ha]

Originally Posted by MaddLlama

The Invisible Pink Unicorn exists as much as god exists or Eric Draven for that matter. Take one horse. Paint it pink, put a horn on its head, make it invisible and you have an invisible pink unicorn. Does this mean its possible? Conventional Wisdom strictly forbids such an action. Of course Conventional Wisdom was sadly mistaken about the shape of the earth now wasn't it? The Earth didn't suddenly decide to become spherical in reaction to a popular poll. There isn't any proof that you can't have an IPU any more than there is proof that you can have one. If one is to deny the existence of the IPU one need to deny the existence of god, Santa Claus, truth in advertising, political reform, Jesus, and all other things that are intangible and not present on top of your terminal staring you right in the face at this moment. Can't have one or the other, this isn't the 31 flavours of philosophy. Accepting one implausible scheme such as waking up alive with all bodily functions still working requires that one admit that all other implausible schemes in the universe are possible.

And then we can just run the Infinite Improbability Drive from The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy and find out what happens next!!



Peace,
Mystic

[MaddLlama]

Originally Posted by MysticSang'ha

And then we can just run the Infinite Improbability Drive from The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy and find out what happens next!!

Peace,
Mystic

It is true, for the holy number of Our Galloping Goddess is indeed 42!
Importantly, if you add together the digits of the year in which she was revealed, (1+9+9+4) you get 23. If you add 4 (for Her hooves), add 2 (Her ears) add 2 (Her eyes) add 1 (Her Horn), add 1 (Her tail) then add 9 the result is also 42. This proves the significance of Two Score and Two.

[Zephyr]

Originally Posted by Troy

Invisible pink unicorn was not multiply attested in a eleven different group sizes and settings by the apostles and others, including 500 at one time seeing Christ in His resurrected physical spiritual body according to His own words He would do this and hundreds of years of prophecy it would happen. Invisible pink unicorn has no religio-historical context with adequat documentation, but is merely self-declared selfishly by that evil spirit in the spirit of its professor.

Maybe so, but can't you see the allfather's work all around you? He and his brothers created this very world we live on from the carcass of Ymir the frost giant. Certainly more than 500 people have realized this.

The difference between the magical unicorn and Christ is Christ is a person and multiply attested, whereas the only person who says they saw the pink unicorn is you, and as you describe it would be different from others if they said they saw it too. Or you are just making it up, but you haven't died for your eyewitness account like the apostles did. Whatever the case no human being has ever seen a pink unicorn, but many people saw Jesus. Plus nothing in antiquity is more documented than is Christ. Tiberius died 37 AD the same year as Jesus. There are 42 sources written about Jesus with 150 years of his death. Tiberius only has 10. Tiberius is the god of the whole Roman Empire, and only 10 documents record him within 150 years of his death.

Many more people have seen Rob Halford. Can we start worshiping him now? I mean, come on, he's our metal god. Plus, you can't see IPU. She's invisible

So you lose. Hell is the result the Bible says.

Well, my scripture says I win, and that Hel is the result. Don't worry though, from the looks of it you'll be joining me. I'll bring the hot choco!

[MysticSang'ha]

Originally Posted by MaddLlama

It is true, for the holy number of Our Galloping Goddess is indeed 42!
Importantly, if you add together the digits of the year in which she was revealed, (1+9+9+4) you get 23. If you add 4 (for Her hooves), add 2 (Her ears) add 2 (Her eyes) add 1 (Her Horn), add 1 (Her tail) then add 9 the result is also 42. This proves the significance of Two Score and Two.

*cheers wildly* PRAISE ye, IPU!!



Oh, there's just too many references from Douglas Adams that can be brought up here - such as a dolphin rapture?



Peace,
Mystic

[cardero]

Proving the God of The Bible may not be difficult; trying to convince others why it would be beneficial to worship or follow this BEing would prove to be much more interesting.

[MaddLlama]

Originally Posted by MysticSang'ha

*cheers wildly* PRAISE ye, IPU!!



Oh, there's just too many references from Douglas Adams that can be brought up here - such as a dolphin rapture?



Peace,
Mystic

Maybe I should start a new thread on this.

[Majikthise]

You know her rival is the Great Mutant Star Goat?

[MaddLlama]

Originally Posted by Majikthise

You know her rival is the Great Mutant Star Goat?

Who is not so great as the true evil one, The Purple Oyster of Doom. For he shall make us all nosh on pizza with mushrooms and pepperoni, and it shall anger the Goddess. Pineapple and ham pizza is the only acceptable option.