4 Step Perfect Proof for God of the Bible (Jesus, Creator) - Page 2

Booko · #11 01-02-2007, 09:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Zephyr

Step 2 - Nothing in nature or time happens all by itself. It always has a cause. Therefore, since it must have a cause, always, we know the Aesir did it, given Odin.

Hey! The Vanir do a few things too, y'know!

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Step 3 - If you wish to try to disprove this Proof, do not try to disprove some god, but keep your issues directed at God of the Edda-given Odin the Created Creator.

All praise All-Father, who sacrificed greatly to bring us knowledge of the sacred runes! All praise Baldur, who died and will return again -- to redeem humanity at Ragnarok!

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I did what I could...

You are entirely too much fun this evening, you know that?

Booko · #12 01-02-2007, 09:15 PM

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Originally Posted by angellous_evangellous

Step 2 -

Stop drinking.

What are the other 10 steps again?

Aren't there supposed to be 12 of them?

angellous_evangellous · #13 01-02-2007, 09:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Booko

What are the other 10 steps again?

Aren't there supposed to be 12 of them?

Yes.

I have a terrible feeling that we've only endured 1/3 of the nonsense in store for us.

Troy · #14 01-02-2007, 10:30 PM

Ok, so now we know God did it. Who is God? Since none can compare to Christ, He did it just like He said He did, so that anyone wants to be saved may do so through the precious blood of the Jesus Christ on the cross for the forgiveness of sins and giver of eternal life to save you from eternal separation from God. What glorious mercy and grace, love and truth by the saving power of God's only begotten Son!

Majikthise · #15 01-02-2007, 10:35 PM

UH.
Yeah!
Right!!

Funny , I don't feel born again.

MaddLlama · #16 01-02-2007, 10:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Troy

Ok, so now we know God did it. Who is God? Since none can compare to Christ, He did it just like He said He did, so that anyone wants to be saved may do so through the precious blood of the Jesus Christ on the cross for the forgiveness of sins and giver of eternal life to save you from eternal separation from God. What glorious mercy and grace, love and truth by the saving power of God's only begotten Son!

The Invisible Pink Unicorn (bless her holy hooves) has given us the greatest divine revelation. There can be no doubt that she is the holy ruler. The Invisible Pink Unicorn is a being of great spiritual power. We know this because she is capable of being invisible and pink at the same time.

MysticSang'ha · #17 01-02-2007, 10:50 PM

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Originally Posted by MaddLlama

The Invisible Pink Unicorn (bless her holy hooves) has given us the greatest divine revelation. There can be no doubt that she is the holy ruler. The Invisible Pink Unicorn is a being of great spiritual power. We know this because she is capable of being invisible and pink at the same time.

I have been lost but now I AM FOUND!! PRAISE ye, Invisible Pink Unicorn! PRAISE the IPU!!

Peace,
Mystic

Troy · #18 01-02-2007, 10:51 PM

Invisible pink unicorn was not multiply attested in a eleven different group sizes and settings by the apostles and others, including 500 at one time seeing Christ in His resurrected physical spiritual body according to His own words He would do this and hundreds of years of prophecy it would happen. Invisible pink unicorn has no religio-historical context with adequat documentation, but is merely self-declared selfishly by that evil spirit in the spirit of its professor.

The difference between the magical unicorn and Christ is Christ is a person and multiply attested, whereas the only person who says they saw the pink unicorn is you, and as you describe it would be different from others if they said they saw it too. Or you are just making it up, but you haven't died for your eyewitness account like the apostles did. Whatever the case no human being has ever seen a pink unicorn, but many people saw Jesus. Plus nothing in antiquity is more documented than is Christ. Tiberius died 37 AD the same year as Jesus. There are 42 sources written about Jesus with 150 years of his death. Tiberius only has 10. Tiberius is the god of the whole Roman Empire, and only 10 documents record him within 150 years of his death.

So you lose. Hell is the result the Bible says.

MaddLlama · #19 01-02-2007, 11:00 PM

The Invisible Pink Unicorn exists as much as god exists or Eric Draven for that matter. Take one horse. Paint it pink, put a horn on its head, make it invisible and you have an invisible pink unicorn. Does this mean its possible? Conventional Wisdom strictly forbids such an action. Of course Conventional Wisdom was sadly mistaken about the shape of the earth now wasn't it? The Earth didn't suddenly decide to become spherical in reaction to a popular poll. There isn't any proof that you can't have an IPU any more than there is proof that you can have one. If one is to deny the existence of the IPU one need to deny the existence of god, Santa Claus, truth in advertising, political reform, Jesus, and all other things that are intangible and not present on top of your terminal staring you right in the face at this moment. Can't have one or the other, this isn't the 31 flavours of philosophy. Accepting one implausible scheme such as waking up alive with all bodily functions still working requires that one admit that all other implausible schemes in the universe are possible.