The Marriage amendment.. redefined. (bible, faith, God, Adam)

[jeffrey]

One man. One woman. Let's take it a step further. Women that have had breast implants should not be allowed to marry. This is unnatural and not the way God wanted them. Nor should women with dyed hair. Once again, this is unnatural and not how God made you. Tattoo's. once again, altering the body God have you. Continued...

[jeffrey]

Also, women should be given a lie detector test. If it shows they have ever used a vibrator or been a party to anal sex., this is unnatural too... DENIED! They can have civil unions, but not marriage. All the above is not what God intended marriage to be. And of course, no remarriage, unless you can prove your spouse died or was unfaithful.

[michel]

To which you could add a lie detector test to men, and women, who have masturbated (and use photographic records of scans showing fetuses touching their genitals in the womb)..............I get you drift; no more marriages.

[jeffrey]

And getting married to an Acme latex love doll is out too. Only civil unions....

[jeffrey]

Originally Posted by michel

To which you could add a lie detector test to men, and women, who have masturbated (and use photographic records of scans showing fetuses touching their genitals in the womb)..............I get you drift; no more marriages.

It's got to be natural, by bible definitions. Of course I see gay marriage as more natural then marrying a woman with store bought breasts.

[Sunstone]

Originally Posted by jeffrey

And getting married to an Acme latex love doll is out too. Only civil unions....

WHAT!!!!!!! This marriage nonsense has finally gone too far, IMHO! These amendments threaten to destroy the very sanctity of my (fervently hoped for) marriage to my beloved. It's time to take up arms! *looks around for bomb making materials, finds roll of toilet paper instead, adamantly decides to TP the governor's mansion*

[michel]

Originally Posted by Sunstone

WHAT!!!!!!! This marriage nonsense has finally gone too far, IMHO! These amendments threaten to destroy the very sanctity of my (fervently hoped for) marriage to my beloved. It's time to take up arms! *looks around for bomb making materials, finds roll of toilet paper instead, adamantly decides to TP the governor's mansion*

Oh, poor Sunstone, I knew you would suffer as a result of this, practicing latent latexicography as you do. Have a bash with a tuna! It works wonders!

[jeffrey]

Originally Posted by Sunstone

WHAT!!!!!!! This marriage nonsense has finally gone too far, IMHO! These amendments threaten to destroy the very sanctity of my (fervently hoped for) marriage to my beloved. It's time to take up arms! *looks around for bomb making materials, finds roll of toilet paper instead, adamantly decides to TP the governor's mansion*

ROFLMAO! I owe you karma!

[evearael]

Adultery should certainly disqualify and, "...I tell you that anyone who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery..." (from Matthew 5:28), so that alone disqualifies almost all heterosexual men, bisexual women and lesbians from marrying.