A tough question (homosexuality, marriage, sexuality, religion, devil)

[Feathers in Hair]

In some manly circles, it's because it's pink. (Nooooo!)

I don't know why women wouldn't want to allow their menfolk use of their razors. Maybe because we sometimes shave our underarms, and we don't want our poor guy to have that smell right on their face? *ponders this* It's the only reason I can think of, sorry!

[SoliDeoGloria]

Why is it o.k. for women to use mens razors but it's not o.k. for men to use womens razors? Inquiring minds want to know.

Who says that it's not o.k. for me to use womens razors?! My mom taught me how to shave for the first time using one of her razors.

A much much much more important question would've been " why is it o.k. to pick your friends and your nose, but it is not o.k. to pick your friend's nose?"

Sincerely,
SoliDeoGloria

[Enigmata]

Originally Posted by SoliDeoGloria

Who says that it's not o.k. for me to use womens razors?! My mom taught me how to shave for the first time using one of her razors.

A much much much more important question would've been " why is it o.k. to pick your friends and your nose, but it is not o.k. to pick your friend's nose?"

Sincerely,
SoliDeoGloria

That is a very deep question. Almost as deep as mine. I can't believe that this thread has gone on this long .
For those of you that have spit on your monitors, I truly apologize

[mrscardero]

That's right guys, you're going to start using women's razors. Why? Because these cheap things are way sharper than the best men's razor. Think about it... these razors aren't made to shave a small area like a face, they're for shaving an entire LEG. Heck, TWO LEGS! Yeah, yeah, I know the whole "pink" thing isn't that appealing to most men, but these things are very cheap in comparison: Pink "Daisy" Razors cost 5 bux a pack or less for TEN RAZORS! Forget the "manly" Mach 3 Turbo with it's shiny chrome look and "rubber grips". Stick with PINK from now on.

Now for those of you guys who are too insecure to use a women's razor, this guy has figured out a way for you to get over the pink factor. Behold:

Step 1: Googly Eyes

You can get bags of Googly Eyes at pretty much any craft shop for dirt cheap. Simply stick them on the razor cover with some Elmer's glue (if you can pull yourself away from eating it) and your razor is already looking better. Fact of life: Googly Eyes can improve ANYTHING.

Step 2: Sharpie Marker Designs

Write some really tough sounding stuff on your razor. Go with the classic "SLAYER RULES!", but pretty much anything written in black will work. Heck, you don't even have to write anything, you could just color in the whole razor black. Whatever helps put your insecurities to rest...

Then....

[mrscardero]

Step 3: Tin Foil Wings

Dang straight. Gillette might have chrome razors, but we've got shiny chrome WINGS for ours! Simply cut out two pieces of tin foil and then fold them into (somewhat) even triangles. After that, just tape 'em onto your razor.

Step 4: Fighting Ninja

What could be more awesome than having two ninja fighting on the shiny wings of your googly-eyed razor as it soars through the air? If you don't have or can't find ninja toys, you can always go with plastic army men figures. They're cheap and they still look pretty damned awesome.

Step 5: Parachute

Speaking of plastic army men, if you can get your hands on the ones that come with a parachute, you can use it on your razor. Simply run some small wire or a twisty tie through the two ninjas, loop it, and then affix the parachute through the loop. Voila! Instant parachute for your super duper, flying ϋber razor!

Then....

[mrscardero]

Step 6: Fake Blood

You're dang right - FAKE BLOOD! What could be more manly than blood! Pour it around the ninja figures and it looks like they've been wounded in battle.

Step 7: Garbage Pail Kid Under-Wing Design

Just like many pilots have designs painted on their jets, we're going to put a nifty design under the wings of our razor. If you want to paint your own design on it, by all means knock yourself out, but this guys just going to use stickers. This guy chose a Garbage Pail Kid "My Gene". Considering he's shaving the skin off of his face, he felt the design would be quite appropriate. Hey, it was either that or an M.C. Hammer trading card...

Step 7: Action Figure Razor Holder

The final step is choosing a proper holder for your razor. You want to display your razor proudly, and leaving it on your sink just won't do. So get some action figures and they'll do the job nicely. This guy went with two Moss Man figures because 1) they look angry, 2) they're fuzzy, and 3) they look angry and fuzzy.

Pink? What pink? I see no pink! Now you've got yourself one hell of a manly razor! With all of that crap on it, I doubt you'll be thinking about the fact that it's a pink women's anymore.

[mrscardero]

And just how well does it shave? See for yourself:

Within seconds all of the whiskers on one side of this guys face were obliterated! THAT, my friends, is POWER.

And he didn't stop there. He shaved the rest of his face and the results were much better than those ridiculously overpriced men's razors. Then he started thinking about mass-marketing them. All he'd need to do is find a company willing to buy mhis prototype. Unfortunately, an unforeseen event took place while he was out grabbing some lunch and showing off his closely shaved face.

[Enigmata]

Originally Posted by mrscardero

And just how well does it shave? See for yourself:

Within seconds all of the whiskers on one side of this guys face were obliterated! THAT, my friends, is POWER.

And he didn't stop there. He shaved the rest of his face and the results were much better than those ridiculously overpriced men's razors. Then he started thinking about mass-marketing them. All he'd need to do is find a company willing to buy mhis prototype. Unfortunately, an unforeseen event took place while he was out grabbing some lunch and showing off his closely shaved face.

I can't see the pictures. I bet this was really funny too. Yet just imagining the pics this is still funny!

[Enigmata]

Thanks to mrscardero, I had a great idea. I have now duct taped an MP3 player and a laptop to my girlfriends razor which has added a whole new level to the shaving experience .