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Old 05-18-2005, 01:25 PM
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What would you do if you were ever face to face with god or jesus?What would you do if you were face to face with lucifer?
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Old 05-18-2005, 01:37 PM
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Jesus, this is Lucifer. Lucifer, meet Jesus; why not offer him some fruit or something. Now you two chat while I return to the real world ...
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Old 05-18-2005, 01:39 PM
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Old 05-18-2005, 01:39 PM
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Jesus, this is Lucifer. Lucifer, meet Jesus; why not offer him some fruit or something. Now you two chat while I return to the real world ...
Ah, but what about God Deut ? you missed him out.
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Ah, but what about God Deut ? you missed him out.
Which one?
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What would you do if you were ever face to face with god or jesus?What would you do if you were face to face with lucifer?
Make a mental note to renew that perscription of Thorazine I've been meaning to start taking again.
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Make a mental note to renew that perscription of Thorazine I've been meaning to start taking again.
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Jesus - Shake his hand
Lucifer - Shake his hoof
God - Shake his/her/its... erm tentacle?
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Probably thank Jesus for the fact that we have eternal life.
Probably thank Satan for the role that he played since it was the influence of ungodly thoughts and desires that made us such crappy people that we became so separated that it necessitated God sending down his Son to save us through grace so that we could have eternal life. Then laugh in his face.
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