WoW - FTL - The only WoW review that counts (church, suicide)

[madhatter85]

Yes, i know i'll get flamed but I think you should all know. that WoW Sucks... every facet of the game is horrible, including the artwork.

They can't balance characters in pvp, they can't come up with original quests every creature is the same model jsut a different color and size, , and the time you put into the game to get what? .......NOTHING! congratulations! you get NOTHING! You knwo what the most exciting part of the game was? clicking the "Cancel my Subscription" Button.

I know, I used to play WoW, i played for a year, I had a level 70 Character, 1st one of my class on my server.

Then i realized something! this game is a pile of POO. And I feel very sorry for anyone who plays this game. what would you do if WoW went away? would you be sad? would you be bored and miserable? would you become EMO?

Honestly, I had to say it because everyone thinks it "Why do i keep playing this game?" I could take that 16 dollars a month and put it into my kid's college fund, or something.... and then guess what else is cool? you get free time to go do other wholesome activities, OUTSIDE! yeah, thats right, don;t be scared, don't be shy, It's only the outdoors, bears onyl live in the woods i swear, they don't live next door.

You know what else is great? MELANIN! yeah that's right, it helps your skin come alive with color, and it's good for you, and Sunlight exposure (not fake baking, or too much sun) helps that! You know what else Sun Exposure does for you? It clears complexion! yay no more Acne all you little teeny boppers! Yay! don't we feel much better about ourselves?

Also, you might have time to enjoy your food once in a while, maybe even with your family, rather than scarfing down a burrito with your only free hand while your face is 6 inches away from your computer monitor trying to take down Ragnaros.
"Yay, guess what mom, i got a dagger with +6 Ogre Slaying!"
"And it only took you a month of playing 5 hours a day to get it!"
"I'm so proud of you!"

I beg of you to stop thsi nonsense and get back to a real life, and stop trying to live vicariously through a fantasy character, No, you aren't Gordack, or Lammaman528, you are Bill, and you have bills, and no job, and you have a home, and flesh and bones, that are rotting away as you waste your time trying to hit on every female character in the game, even though 90% fo them are played by men, and the other 10% might as well be men. There are women who are right outside your window, (Yesm there are, go outside and take a peek, or try openeing the blinds in your home once in a while. or would that cause your computer screen to glare?)

FLAME ON LEROY JENKINS! FLAME ON!

[MaddLlama]

And, yet, millions of people still play. Go figure

Seriously, you're entitled to your opinion that the game sucks, but why take that opinion and try to ruin other peoples fun?

Besides, with the amount of time you spend here, I may as well tell you to go and find yourself a life.

[madhatter85]

Originally Posted by MaddLlama

And, yet, millions of people still play. Go figure

Seriously, you're entitled to your opinion that the game sucks, but why take that opinion and try to ruin other peoples fun?

Besides, with the amount of time you spend here, I may as well tell you to go and find yourself a life.

Millions of people are also mentally handicapped, millins of peopel have commited suicide, millions of people eat carrots, millions of people are diabetic. just because millions of people do it, does it mean you should to? your point in fact being?

It's not my fault my days at work are spent in a cubicle where i do probably 4 hours of real work a day.

I'm not trying to ruin people's fun because
A) It's not fun and
B) I'm only enlightening people.
and C) How does my post stop your "Fun?" It doesn't. It's called a review.

I have a beautiful wife, and i don't spend my time online when i'm home, i spend it hanging out with my wife and spending time with her, because that is what really matters, not a bunch of pixels in cyberspace.

[Bishka]

Originally Posted by madhatter85

Yes, i know i'll get flamed but I think you should all know. that WoW Sucks... every facet of the game is horrible, including the artwork

You are entitled to your own opinion.

Originally Posted by madhatter85

Then i realized something! this game is a pile of POO. And I feel very sorry for anyone who plays this game. what would you do if WoW went away? would you be sad? would you be bored and miserable? would you become EMO?

What would I do? Take up another hobby, play another video game with my husband, perhaps do other things. That last bit was very uncalled for IMO.

Originally Posted by madhatter85

you get free time to go do other wholesome activities, OUTSIDE! yeah, thats right, don;t be scared, don't be shy, It's only the outdoors, bears onyl live in the woods i swear, they don't live next door.

Many WOW players are successful people in their real lives. Take that senator for instance, he is a senator which probably takes up most of his time. I have a job that I work anywhere from 20-40 hours a week at, I also read quite a bit, spend time on this forum, go for nature walks with my husband and I am working on my family history and working out as well as trying to learn Mandarin Chinese.

Originally Posted by madhatter85

You know what else is great? MELANIN! yeah that's right, it helps your skin come alive with color, and it's good for you, and Sunlight exposure (not fake baking, or too much sun) helps that! You know what else Sun Exposure does for you? It clears complexion! yay no more Acne all you little teeny boppers! Yay! don't we feel much better about ourselves?

You'd be surprised how many WOW players are more then just 'teeny-boppers'. Actually, I do not personally know a single WOW player that is under the age of 19.

Originally Posted by madhatter85

I beg of you to stop thsi nonsense and get back to a real life, and stop trying to live vicariously through a fantasy character, No, you aren't Gordack, or Lammaman528, you are Bill, and you have bills,

Who is living vicariously through a fantasy character? It's an enjoyable hobby that most people put away when they go to their jobs and real lives. Perhaps you may have tried that, but I for one have never, I like my real life.

Originally Posted by madhatter85

FLAME ON LEROY JENKINS! FLAME ON!

Not flaming, just countering your argument with real-life examples. You seem to think all WOW players are a stereotype, which in all-reality, they aren't. Most are successful people who have jobs (how else would they be able to pay for it) and enjoy spending their time on a video game interacting with other people, how is this a problem?

[Jaymes]

Originally Posted by beckysoup61

You are entitled to your own opinion.



What would I do? Take up another hobby, play another video game with my husband, perhaps do other things. That last bit was very uncalled for IMO.



Many WOW players are successful people in their real lives. Take that senator for instance, he is a senator which probably takes up most of his time. I have a job that I work anywhere from 20-40 hours a week at, I also read quite a bit, spend time on this forum, go for nature walks with my husband and I am working on my family history and working out as well as trying to learn Mandarin Chinese.



You'd be surprised how many WOW players are more then just 'teeny-boppers'. Actually, I do not personally know a single WOW player that is under the age of 19.



Who is living vicariously through a fantasy character? It's an enjoyable hobby that most people put away when they go to their jobs and real lives. Perhaps you may have tried that, but I for one have never, I like my real life.



Not flaming, just countering your argument with real-life examples. You seem to think all WOW players are a stereotype, which in all-reality, they aren't. Most are successful people who have jobs (how else would they be able to pay for it) and enjoy spending their time on a video game interacting with other people, how is this a problem?

Becky, I think you have completely missed the point! Madhatter85 has given you the only review that counts. Reflect on that for a while, then come back and ask those questions again.

[Bishka]

Originally Posted by Jaymes

Becky, I think you have completely missed the point! Madhatter85 has given you the only review that counts. Reflect on that for a while, then come back and ask those questions again.

I forget, his is the ONLY opinion that counts, because he has played before and he is a reformed player, just like some of those ex-mormons. Hmmm....I'm sure those ex-mormons are right about the LDS Church, perhaps I should start taking their advice and listening to them!

[Aqualung]

Yeah, I'm not a fan of WoW. The monthly fee puts it even lower on my list.