Life's Lessons from Grand Theft Auto. (pray)

[Mercy Not Sacrifice]

Anyone who has played the GTA series should appreciate this.

Things that Grand Theft Auto taught us:
1. Nobody locks their car doors except for cops.
2. Renting aircraft is free.
3. It is legal to jump out of airplanes and crash-land them.
4. Cops will never enter your home.
5. If you are ever the target of a police chase, spray-paint your car and you can get off free.
6. Going home and changing your clothes will achieve the same effect.
7. If you kill somebody on the streets, nobody else will attempt to take their money.
8. All weapons are legal, even if concealed.
9. If you want into somebody's home, don't knock. Look for a red circle or yellow triangle and stand there.
10. If your car becomes totaled, the engine will catch on fire and then explode. The car is still functional during this delay.
11. In hot pursuits, cops generally prefer their suspects dead rather than alive.
12. If the US Army sends a tank after you to neutralize you, you may bribe the police six times, and then you are a free man.
13. The places where these bribes take place are always the same. Cops are never investigated by higher authorities for these actions.
14. If you escape with a military vehicle, you may keep it if you like; the US military will not request that it be returned.
15. Cops will not stop you from purchasing weapons regardless of your criminal record, even during a hot pursuit.
16. Cars never run out of gas.
17. There are no regulations concerning the taking-off and landing of aircraft.
18. Every time you are arrested, you will be set free.
19. The moon always lies low on the horizon, due south.
20. If you spray your tag over a rival gang's tag, they will never restore it back to theirs.
21. Cars do not require keys or even hotwiring to run.
22. It is possible to conceal a massive amount of weaponry on your person.
23. Fast food restaurants only have one purchasable item on their menus.
24. These items always cost $2. Drinks cannot be purchased there.
25. The fire extinguisher in fast food restaurants is available to the public.
26. If you continue to spray a can of spray-paint onto someone, you will kill them within a matter of seconds.
27. You cannot hire taxi drivers; that is an urban legend. You can only steal their cars.

Feel free to add to this list!

Disclaimer: All of these items come from GTA: San Andreas, so they may not be accurate across the board.