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Yes, I knew a guy whose real name was Rowdy Nutt.
There are some names that I simply would not go through life shackled to. In the US, it's just not that difficult to change your name. Life's too short to struggle with an awkward, weird, or simply negative name when it can be changed! Here are a few common names that I would shuck in a New York second: Raper Whitehead Butts What are some weird names you've run across? What names would you simply not put up with?
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“The worship of Pan has never died out…Other newer gods have drawn aside his votaries from time to time but he is still the Nature-god to whom all must come back at last. He has been called the Father of all the Gods, but most of his children have been stillborn.” Saki (H.H. Munro), “The Music on the Hill.” |
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Emma Pratt is a bad name.
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Richard Head and Michael Hunt are classics.
But there are some really wild ones out there,....like Dr Richard Boner,DDS, name I saw in southern florida.
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At the first job I worked, we had to refer patients to a Dr. Slaughter. I always like it when people's professions match their names
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Quote:
"Yeah, it looks like we'll send you to Slaughter..."
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“The worship of Pan has never died out…Other newer gods have drawn aside his votaries from time to time but he is still the Nature-god to whom all must come back at last. He has been called the Father of all the Gods, but most of his children have been stillborn.” Saki (H.H. Munro), “The Music on the Hill.” |
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I used to work with a guy named Richard Schott (pronounced shot).
But yeah I think it would be cool to have an awesome name. |
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I had an OB/GYN doc whose name was Dr. Payne.
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Love it!
![]() I have a friend called Jack Russel, but most people call him Andy (his middle name) I also know a plumber who's second name is Drinkwater. Probably the worst name I know though is the local butcher, Paul Mycock... I couldn't live with a name that sounds like an offer for foreplay.
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That name Paul Mycock for a BUTCHER brings to mind all sorts of morbid, unpleasant mental images...
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