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To take Uncle Sunstone's EZ Personality Test®, just answer the following questions, then send $39.95 in American dollars to Uncle Sunstone's Scams, 10 Beuregard Street, Colorado Stings, CO 80542. Within mere days, you will receive your very own hand crafted heirloom thank you note which you will cherish for minutes, if not hours!
1) Do you consider the advertisments printed on books of matches to be (a) fiction or (b) literature? 2) Which answer best fills the blank: Morning dew smells like_______. A) Morning dew3) Why isn't your favorite color oxygen? 4) How do you typically deal with routine life-threatening circumstances? 5) Do you love your partner, really love your partner, or really, really love your partner? Explain. 6) True or False: In economics, the value of money is said to be the sum of money divided by the number of lap dances it will buy. 7) What is your immediate, unthinking response when someone joyously shouts, "Tookie Tookie Too!"? 8) When hunting rabbits with a howlitzer, are you (a) the idealistic sort of person who swears by "One rabbit, one round", or (b) the pragmatic sort of person who fires up to 12 rounds for effect on the principle that at least one of those rounds will get the rabbit? 9) If you had a silly pet name for your nose, what would it be? 10) Have you ever been propositioned for sexual favors by an oderless, colorless gas? Explain why or why not. 11) Would the world be better off if American toy companies manufactured a mini-flame thrower for children 8 - 12? Defend your answer!
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Then I came back from where I'd been. My room, it looked the same - but there was nothing left between The Nameless and the name. - Leonard Cohen. Last edited by Sunstone; 02-19-2009 at 07:41 AM.. |
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1) A, 2- because its blew,3-very well,4 no I am single,8 William the Conk/Who nose 9 I have been stalked by Argon in the past
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Há!!! I can smell a scam from miles away! This aint reall!!!!
So I sent you the money, but I will answer the questions after I got the thank you notes! Ha, that'll teach you!
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i-teamwork; Putting the 'i' back in teamwork! ![]() 1. Mathematics is the language of nature. 2. Everything around us can be represented and understood through numbers. 3. If you graph the numbers of any system, patterns emerge. |
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Drats! Foiled again!
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Then I came back from where I'd been. My room, it looked the same - but there was nothing left between The Nameless and the name. - Leonard Cohen. |
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Don't they do that already?
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"I shut down the third world, you win they lose. I shut down America, they win, you lose. The more things change, the more they stay the same." ~Snake Plissken chat |
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My very own thank you note?
![]() !)b. 2) a. But only slightly. There are some very subtle differences. 3) Who said it wasn't? 4) I threaten back! 5) None of the above. I hoard my emotions too much. No one else can have them! 6) False. The sum of the money in question divided by the number of lapdances and the number of beers. 7) To immediately seek that person out and start a dialogue. 8) Ah, I wouldn't hunt real rabbits...they would have to be the hypothetical sort. BUT, if I were hunting hypothetical rabbits, I would definitely be type a and first, and type b if I were annoyed that the hypotheticals kept evading. 9) That's....kind of private. 10) Yes, but unfortunately, I had to decline. I just....want color in my life! Clear seems worse than "vanilla" 11) No! Because then all the adults would get their hands on them....but their hands would be too big to work the child-sized flame-throwers properly, and calamity would no doubt ensue.
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Dear Uncle Stone,
Sorry I didn't have change so I sent you 40.00. I would have sent you the change but my dog ate my $50 bill and I had to wait for him to well, sort of give me back my money. The best he could do was 2- $20 bills. I thought that was good cause he gave it back the next day....Even though he pulled some crap and shorted me $10. Would you please send me the handcrafted note quickly cause I am bored and need some excitement in my life. I really haven't had any fun much since my maw bent over and the goat butted her while she was washing clothes in the creek. Uncle Sunstone your ad makes you sound like a real good "feller" and I am looking forward to receiving your high quality good old handcrafted note... Thanks and mail that ther produck to Ima Fool Gobblers Knobb, Tn. PS Don't worry about the nickel you can keep it and buy yourself somethin nice with it!!!!!........... ![]() I also forgot to take yer test, but maybe you will send my produck anyhow....
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WOW, Just send my money in and allready received my thank you note, you're fast!!!!
Psst, I want 50% for helping you now btw..
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