Somebody make Doppleganger hurry up and post (hell)

[Sunstone]

Somebody make Doppleganger hurry up and post in the Managing Attachments thread. I'm bored, and he's my only hope of entertainment.

[Sunstone]

If Doppleganger were a gentlemen no one would have to beg him to post something interesting. He'd just do it because it's the right thing to do.

[Sunstone]

Hurry up, Doppleganger! Come online and post something interesting! I want to respond to it.

[Sunstone]

I posted 21 poems the other day. In return, you might think Doppleganger could make at least one little itsy bitsy post in his Managing Attachments thread. But no!

Life's not fair.

And it's Doppleganger's fault it's not fair.

[Sunstone]

It's twenty minutes to 11:00 A.M. in Texas. Where's Doppleganger? He's probably still in bed sleeping!

Why is he still sleeping, rather than posting? Beats me. I mean, I managed to haul myself out of bed this morning and post. Then again, I'm a Real Man.

Sometimes I wonder about Doppleganger. Is he a Real Man? If he is, how come he's not posting?

[Sunstone]

Why am I the only one posting in this thread?

Why am I the only one who cares any more?

It's because I've got heart. And most people these days don't. Most people just don't care any more. Apathy is going to kill the human race.

Mark my words.

[Sunstone]

Doppleganger? Is that you? Are you there?

[Sunstone]

Doppleganger's Managing Attachments thread is here. Can someone else go see if he's posted? I can't bare to look anymore.

[Sunstone]

I bet Doppleganger doesn't even care anymore. I bet even he's apathetic about whether he posts in his Managing Attachments thread.

The world is going to hell these days.

[Sunstone]

This is the dullest day on RF ever.