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05-15-2008, 03:45 PM
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If you need to check if a pneumatic staple gun is working or not, don't check it on the palm of your hand.
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#22
05-15-2008, 03:47 PM
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Oh, one more for now.......don't stoke fireplace coals with your fingers.
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#23
05-15-2008, 04:17 PM
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Quack Quack Gobble Gobble means Duck, Turkey!
If you get up in the morning, put your bra on backwards and it fits better...It is likely going to be a bad day......
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. Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job. ~Douglas Adams
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#24
05-15-2008, 04:50 PM
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if you shake it more then twice your playing with it
you won't go blind playing with it unless it gets in your eye
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#25
05-15-2008, 04:53 PM
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Wearing GI Joe underwear is not going comando
If you believe that same sex marriage undermines your opposite sex marriage, you should really have a good long look at your marriage
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. Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job. ~Douglas Adams
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#26
05-15-2008, 04:55 PM
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Contrary to popular opinion, if you don't stop picking at it . . . eventually it will stop bleeding.
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 Don't fence me in.
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#27
05-15-2008, 06:08 PM
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The Age of Reason in America is somewhere around 40.
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Then I came back from where I'd been. My room, it looked the same - but there was nothing left between The Nameless and the name. - Leonard Cohen.
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#28
05-16-2008, 02:03 AM
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Don't forget to put on oven mitts when removing food from the oven.
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 The Best Of The Merry Men.
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#29
05-16-2008, 04:03 AM
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Before bashing your partners head in, I suggest you buy some industrial sized lumunol to spray over your house before the police do, then you can see what needs cleaning up! |
