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Old 05-10-2008, 07:58 AM
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He drinks a brew fermented from human souls if course, why else do you think he'd want you in heaven?!

As it says in Leviticus 13:4;
If the spot on his skin is white but does not appear to be more than skin deep and the hair in it has not turned white, the priest is to put the infected person in isolation for seven days.
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Old 05-10-2008, 08:06 AM
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Why, Saint Arnold Divine Reserve of course!
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Old 05-10-2008, 08:07 AM
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He drinks a brew fermented from human souls if course, why else do you think he'd want you in heaven?!

As it says in Leviticus 13:4;
If the spot on his skin is white but does not appear to be more than skin deep and the hair in it has not turned white, the priest is to put the infected person in isolation for seven days.
Hence the term spirits being associated with alcohol, eh?
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Old 05-10-2008, 08:11 AM
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Hence the term spirits being associated with alcohol, eh?
Precisely, that is the only logical explanation.

Well done, I hereby grant you an honorary degree from the University of Halcyon, it entitles you to half price entrance to any Hall of Mirrors attraction.
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Old 05-10-2008, 08:23 AM
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Precisely, that is the only logical explanation.

Well done, I hereby grant you an honorary degree from the University of Halcyon, it entitles you to half price entrance to any Hall of Mirrors attraction.
Alright! Do I get a cap and gown?
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Old 05-10-2008, 08:29 AM
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Alright! Do I get a cap and gown?
No, but you do get a stolen paper crown from Burger King.
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My hubby refuses to drink Pabst Blue Ribbon. He would rather go without his beer than drink it.
That's because he has taste buds.
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Old 05-13-2008, 11:38 AM
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