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Old 03-03-2008, 03:19 PM
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You evil human !
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Old 03-03-2008, 03:19 PM
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that I can instantly tell if you are patronizing me right off the bat, and I will hate you eternally for it.

i'm in a death metal band named "Aftermath of Armageddon" look for us, we'll be big.

people who make loud smacking noises while eating drive me to the point of blind rage and violence. I almost throttled someone because they would not stop. and I literally mean throttled.

I would give anything to be as metal as the bassist from mudvayne

I cannot eat starbursts because they kill my teeth, yet I love them.

I'm a sanguine
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Old 03-03-2008, 05:12 PM
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I think this is more then a little known facts about me. More like my life history.

-My real name is Rizza and not short for anything. My middle name used to be Fungo but I don't have a middle name anymore.
-I've had 5 last names: Cielo, Rivera, Atkins, Decker, Cardero
-I was born in the Phillippines, adopted by my biological fathers first cousin who was married to an american and moved to the US when I was 9 1/2.
-In the Phillippines, 14 cousins, 3 sets of aunts and uncles, my grandparents, my brother, father and step mother all lived in a 5 bedroom house. I had to share the floor with my cousins.
-We learned to share 2 apples with my 14 cousins.
-I know how to butcher a pig, make glazed ham, descale a fish and take out the gills and fillet, behead a chicken and pluck the feathers, remove the eyes from a pineapple with out loosing all the fruits and debone a roasting chicken or turkey.
-I still speak my native tounge but no one to really talk to.
-I am 29 years old going on 30 and 12 years older then cardero.
-I've been married, divorced and remarried. Been there done that.
-I had a son named Kal-El born on St. Patrick's Day 2003 but passed on when he was almost a month old being premature.
-I am a Superman fan as you all know.
-I have or had a lot of parents through out my years. Biological father and mother. Adopted mother and father. Step mother and step father. Mother cousin and Step father cousin (Really my cousins but they took me in as one of their own so I started calling them mom and dad).
-I have a biological brother who I haven't seen in 20 years, half sister who lives in NC that I see when I get a chance to go on vacation, adopted brother in his 70's, adopted sister in her 60's, cousin sister 32 and cousin brothers 12-17-30.
-I worked in different places and fields. I used to work for the mentally ill before becoming full time as a toll collector.
-I do not like clowns, shopping, working, smelly truck drivers, people not being on time, lazy people, hot weather or shoes in the house.
-I don't like cardero's coffee. Either Stewarts or Dunkin Donuts
-I don't like anyone cooking in my kitchen but me or using my grill. It's my kitchen and it's off limits to anyone not named Rizza.
-With all the toys we have, we are Disney World.
-I am not religious or into politics.
-I don't vote.
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Old 03-03-2008, 09:44 PM
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All the pure foreign metal I ever had in my body weighs roughly 25 pounds.
I just learned that figure today.
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Old 03-03-2008, 09:52 PM
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It was a good business to be in, but we kept getting stiffed. (*chuckle*snort*)
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One very early summer morning, I was riding on the back of a firetruck when my pants, which in my rush I hadn't properly fastened, fell down. I looked over my shoulder and was horrified to see a whole family in a station wagon closely following the firetruck to the fire. Everyone of them was wide-eyed.
Oh, my gosh! That must be one fire that they'll never forget. When were you able to pull up your pants?

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I was 12 years old the last time I went hunting. I shot a rabbit, watched it die, and decided not to unnecessarily kill again.
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Old 03-03-2008, 10:06 PM
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Old 03-04-2008, 07:23 AM
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I live in london and i am 13, this is my entry.
Those aren't little known facts; those are things everybody knows.
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-I've had 5 last names: Cielo, Rivera, Atkins, Decker, Cardero
So you started off a heaven and now you're a kettle?

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-I don't like anyone cooking in my kitchen but me or using my grill. It's my kitchen and it's off limits to anyone not named Rizza.
John is allowed to make tea and coffee in my kitchen. Outside, I have my grill and he has his.
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Some more little known facts:

* I have been married twice. After my divorce, I kept my married name for the kids' sake. Once I remarried (to my current husband Steve), I took his last name, but kept my first husband's name and made it my middle name. Now when I say my full name, everyone wants to hyphenate my middle name and last name, which is something I don't do.

* I wear a size 5 shoe, and it's a real adventure going shoe shopping.

* I also sometimes find myself in the girls section at the department store to buy jeans........yes, I'm that tiny.

* I took several years of piano lessons, but I'm not that good at playing because my hands are so small. They barely reach an octave, so simple arias are what I do best.

* I can sing really well. I have a five-octave range, and I can play "diva" if I really want to like the Celine Dions of the world. The last musical I was in had me singing a gospel tune and belting out a high G without going falsetto. The crew was very close to taking my body mic off since they felt I didn't need it, and the new theatre director that saw the show said to me that she was amazed at my vocal power, clarity, and emotion.

* On that note, I have been asked many times if I would ever audition for American Idol. First, I'm too old. And second (more importantly), HELL NO. I'd never subject myself to the kind of ridiculous contract Fox puts up.

* And on another note, I apparently have a fan club, but I don't know who started it and how long this has been going on.

* I have been interviewed three times for TV, and I hated them all. There's just something about the reporter getting that "sound byte" and asking the most obvious questions, and there's also something about watching the interview and thinking that the camera just got waaaayyyyyy too close for comfort. LOL

* I am a social butterfly in real life, even more so than how I am on the internet. It isn't unusual for me to go into a bar/club and leave with 5 new friends. I was hardly this way in high school and my first couple of years in college, though. I became much more outgoing after I had kids. My father is even more outgoing than I am.

* My first child was born after 15 hours of labor and with LOTS of drugs. My second child was born after 4 hours and with NO drugs. Both were over 8 pounds at birth, too. And at my size, I still find myself shaking my head in bewilderment that I could pop out kids from these tiny hips.

* I breastfed both of my children through their 3rd birthdays, with my daughter weaning on her 4th birthday. However, neither child remembers that they nursed at all, and they only know that they did because I told them.




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I couldn't get my pants back up during the whole ride to the fire because my safety harness prevented me from bending down far enough to reach them. The only thing that kept me from mooning the family that was following the truck in their station wagon was my turn-out coat -- which was thankfully long enough to cover my butt. But my pants were bunched around my calves. Naturally, I resigned my soul to the Great Weirdness.

Then, when we rolled up to the fire, I was shocked to see a TV crew ahead of us and already filming. The only thing that saved me from appearing on the evening news was they couldn't see the back of the fire truck where I was riding in great distress. Before we even stopped, I threw off my safety harness, clung to the truck with one hand, and with the other hand reached down, grabbed my pants, and pulled them up in jerks. I was too embarrassed to even look back at the family, which must have pulled in right after us.
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